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[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Titties are cool

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 12 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

this aired in 2002

so it's not like media hasn't been both calling out, taking advantage of, and making fun of male gaze

[–] bunchberry@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

it's hard for us male gays, always being made fun of 😔

[–] ileftreddit@piefed.social 25 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I won’t ever like just stare, that’s creepy, but tbh it’s literally part of the species biological imperative to notice each others bodies.

[–] Tonava@sopuli.xyz 1 points 25 minutes ago

Yeah, I'm asexual yet I still look at people's tits and asses. I don't feel any attraction, I'm not really aesthetically pleased by seeing them nor will I get aroused, but you are socially conditioned to check others or it is very much biological (or both).

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 8 points 12 hours ago

If Power Girl didn't want people to stare at her cleavage, maybe reconsider the outfit

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 166 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I feel a little bad for it, but like Im also looking at billboards, shop windows, my own reflection in cars, cats running across the road, cool looking bikes going past, odd shaped dog turds, the writing on the back of the guys shirt in front of me.

I dont have the mental fortitude to keep my eyes locked at exactly 12 o clock all the time I'm existing.

I kinda resent being made to feel bad for it.

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 76 points 22 hours ago

Don't feel bad about it. Just don't sit there slack-jawed and staring. Anyone who tries to make you feel bad about it is just too chronically online for their own good.

[–] makeshiftreaper@lemmy.world 96 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Look, people showing cleavage are aware it's going to draw attention. In the same way women know if they put words on their tits you're going to read them. There's a difference between noticing something and staring right at it

[–] LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 16 hours ago (2 children)
[–] dumbass@leminal.space 13 points 10 hours ago

I can only read braile.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago

Distracted reader*

[–] Ebber@lemmings.world 12 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

A couple of days ago I saw a woman with a fishnet shirt with a bright yellow piece covering the chest, saying "Caution!"

I think it's genius

[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 40 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

If I was less lazy I'd make an opposite picture where the cleavage is blasting men's eyes with a laser.

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[–] Liljekonvalj@feddit.org 7 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] omniman@anarchist.nexus 9 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 38 points 23 hours ago (9 children)

If guys had half their dicks out, people would state too.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 8 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Imagine dudes walking around with a little cut out in their pants for the nut sack.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 hours ago

only 1 ball is allowed to show. 1.5 if you're going to the club

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 25 points 21 hours ago (4 children)

We should create a new fashion where men wear underwear that shows ball cleavage

[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 1 points 1 hour ago

But dick or balls?

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 17 points 20 hours ago

Like truck nuts, but for people!

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[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

Optional homo :3

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[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 54 points 1 day ago (10 children)

I mean as a gay man I'm constantly checking out like 5 different areas of men constantly. Sorry I'm horny? I'm not making it obvious or them uncomfortable.

[–] sk1nnym1ke@piefed.social 31 points 1 day ago (6 children)

What 5 areas do you check?

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 20 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Ass, crotch, thighs, chest and arms. Eyes are a bonus. Pretty much everything about men just revs my engine.

This guy knows how to like men

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[–] EfreetSK@lemmy.world 43 points 1 day ago (5 children)

So I hate women because I'm attracted to women?

[–] Linearity 39 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I think the joke is about staring at them, not shooting them with a deadly laser

[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 1 points 1 hour ago

Uff, that could've gone wrong.

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[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 15 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 9 hours ago

I think she's a cousin of a Superman from another universe so technically it's cool.

Unless it's different in the Injustice setting...

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