TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name

Okay, so there's two shows from the nineties about shopping malls in space. . .

Zathras is confused about which show he’s watching.

The Zocalo! The only place to get official Bear-nylon 5 merch 🧸

You. I like you.

You know that whole s3 opener about "it failed."

Well someone had to pick up the slack. Those stembolts ain't gonna sell themselves

Bar and casino with a part time tailor spy

Excuse me… it’s the gateway to the Celestial Temple!

Don't forget a bar, there's literally a whole episode about how much trouble everyone on the station is willing to go to in order to continue having a place to drink.

You just know there was a red light holo corridor on DS9 that was never shown on the show.

It's also an ore processing facility.

This is such a minivan inspired spaceship design

Fun fact: the nose of the Defiant is packed with explosives

My cousin Ensign Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a shuttle to Terra Luna when all of a sudden the impulse engines went. The shuttle started spinning around, going out of control, so he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other ensigns take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the ensigns are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of a sudden, snap! The impulse engines kick back in. The shuttle rights itself and it lands safely, and everyone puts their pieces or whatever, you know, away and deboards. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.

Garak tried to screw me somewhere very uncomfortable once.

What, like the back of a Type 2 shuttle?

"Oh thank god, I've been dying for a wee and some Twinkies."

Done

now only 25 quatloos!