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This is very similar to his playing of fortunate son.
~~He watched the movie and though the fire-murder guy was a badass.~~
~~(Or more likely, he never watched the movie).~~
I just realised he doesn't make these himself (or come up with them). But still. Asshole.
We're finally aware of the joke the rest of the world has always thought we were
Where are all the soldiers and assorted politicians who swore an oath to protect the USA from all threat foreign and domestic?
Following orders like they are sworn to do.
Oh no! Chipocalypse now! Where will Taco Don™ get his chips for the salsa that came with his taco!
/s
Trump declared war on Chicago?
Russian asset, Agent Krasnov, declares war on a major American city.
Billionaires would push an impeachment. The call is coming from inside the house.
Yeah, probably not a great idea on Chi-Raq. If anywhere were to put forth a united resistance it's the place with a history of running the police or if the city with armed force.
War on Chicago style pizza
He is such an embarassing president. 2028 needs to come faster
Come faster for what exactly? The majority to vote in whatever lackey he backs next?
It's only going to get worse. The right would rather elect trumps lifeless corpse than someone with any decency
All that's going to do is switch out him for his successor in the party. All of these things are things the party has been working for, such as declaring martial law and locking people up without habeas corpus, disappearing them, including citizens. Without addressing a lack of an opposition that can win in the face of election rigging 2028 won't change anything except perhaps a leader that is not quite so stupid about doing the exact same things.
DJT Jr 2028-2036
Ivanka 2036-2044
Baron 2044-Apoclypse
What happens in 2028 exactly?
King DeSantis will have his coronation.
Neither desantis nor vance will get it ultimately. I do not think, especially not desantis.
I really want you to be right…but…
There will be a big fight in the viper nest for it in any case, that is the maybe one chance to unseat the party before it is too rigged to overcome, but it would need to be a popular candidate running a reform campaign.
Newsom will not walk with presidency, he had his chance in 2024 when he could have won but waited his turn like a bitch.
But I digress. Idk who ends with supreme leader but it will make things worse not better, half as mean and twice as smart and the country will get sliced up by the megacorps and parasitical biz dickheads.
To see how much more they can fuck up this time?
He was just as bad the first time. People still voted for him. Junior or eric will win in 2032 probably.
The last time this obese imbecile was that slim was deep in the last fucking millennium. Which was also when it was the last time he could squat like that, useless cunt.
If he tried to squat like that today he'd shit himself 4 times on the way down and then roll over like a hog in even more shit.
Fuck sake, What type of bunch of fools could ever vote for this buffoon? Hang your head in shame.
Is this real? Did he really post that shit?
They are considering deploying a national guard or something there. I believe this meme is purely humoristic.
This looks like treason. Treason is fun because there are both federal and state versions of it.
sooooo this is a military threat against the local populace, right?
I've never seen Apocalypse Now, but I get the feeling Trump has never seen Apocalypse Now.
Why is he trying so hard to fuck around and find out....
Insurrection is grounds to declare martial law, remove those in power, and halt elections. He has to push hard enough to force people to fight back.
This is simply not true. The constitution has no provisions for suspending elections.
There will be an activity called an election. It won't be free, or fair, or allow everyone to vote. The simplest method would be restricting voting locations to those deemed 'safe from insurrection' aka counties that voted for Trump.
I wish more people would see it.
Drag ‘em through the garden
Two comments, and I know this is now old news: it's insane to see someone/somegroup get SO pissy for being hit with a soft, non-lethal projectile; and while I understand how he was likely carrying it, upon further review the clip above seems to show that this man is a sandwich-mancer and can summon subs from thin air.
I don't normally like to use the AI summary of a search, but this one was funny: Force of rubber bullet vs sandwich
I'm glad they failed to indict him, and I hope he finds success in another place.
dude honestly thinks he is the shit. If there was ever a pit fight between world presidents, I would bet money on him losing his first fight in the first five seconds.
He'd stumble on the entrance
I accidentally scheduled a vacation to Chicago during Mexican Independence Day, which apparently is a huge deal in Chicago. When I got there, the entire downtown area was completely shut down as Mexicans had been roaring up and down every street in trucks for the last two days. The Chicago PD had blockaded every exit off the highway within two miles of downtown to try and stop it. It didn't- it just limited them to doing it on the highway breakdown lanes and the actual fucking grass medians.
The moral of the story? If the above is what the Mexican population of Chicago does for fun, I'd dread to see what they do in the face of an actual threat.
Who won that war again?
I’d like to actually see trump squat like this comfortably. I bet he would Taco.
I refuse to look this up, it must remain potentially satire for the final thread of my sanity cannot take this being real
