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Get this! Mike Johnson is now claiming — with no evidence whatsoever — that Donald Trump once served as an FBI informant to help dismantle sex offender Jeffrey Epstein’s trafficking network. Johnson told reporters Trump “was an FBI informant in an effort to take Epstein down.”

I’M NOT JOKING!!! 🤣🤣

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[–] drhodl@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Is this the Mike "Moses" Johnson who shares a house in Washington with a gay man who answers the door for him in his underpants?

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

"Trump WITNESSED against Jeffefery Epstein about ALL THE BAD STUFF he had seen."

[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This reads like a Trump tweet, and has no evidence whatsoever. I'M NOT JOKING!!! 🤣🤣

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[–] ctenidium@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

On my bullshit-o-meter I am measuring 2.5 Mega-Trump. The highest value yet to be measured.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

yea well it sounds like he made a deal with the FBI to get immunity for his child rape crimes.

[–] octopus_ink@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 days ago

yea well it sounds like he made a deal with thr FBI to get immunity for his child rape crimes.

Maga: See, all above board and legal. What's the big deal?

[–] sunzu2@thebrainbin.org 1 points 2 days ago

DoJ knew Epstein was a pedophile and they knew all of his clients were also pedos and they did absolutely nothing about it.

All of the DoJ and FBI people who covered up for the pedos are as bad as pedos and when the justice comesz they should be tried for being complicit..

That's how accountability works.

Johnson is also complicit.

Paulson a recently named Billionaire Pedo is a huge donor to trump an Johnson btw

He is also a Zionist along with with other billionaires running cmear campaigns against massie in Kentucky

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world -4 points 2 days ago

The problem with the Epstein stuff is that it is, ultimately, all inside baseball. Maybe your podcast of choice has been screaming "Give Us The List!" for years, but it's still just entertainment for an audience.

Materially, none of this matters to the bulk of the population. It isn't that people are buying it. They just have bigger issues in their lives than knowing which celebrities are kiddie diddlers.

It isn't as though even knowing will alter the frequency of child sexual assault in this country. Meanwhile, we've got ICE agents snatching up tens of thousands of migrants and shoving them into black sites. And you know that's becoming an All You Can Rape Buffet.

Johnson can say what he wants. He can sexually assault who he wants. Wouldn't even be the first pedophile Speaker of the House in the news.

The gossip is just gossip. None of it shapes the behaviors of anyone in or near a position of authority.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io -1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Source? Daily Mail? Right.

[–] octopus_ink@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Source? Daily Mail? Right.

As if there is any reason to doubt that Trump's team has made this claim, but OK, I'll play, you can pick your own source.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io -1 points 2 days ago (6 children)

I'm not ever going to apologize for not believing an image of text posted alone. That's how propaganda works.

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