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Get this! Mike Johnson is now claiming — with no evidence whatsoever — that Donald Trump once served as an FBI informant to help dismantle sex offender Jeffrey Epstein’s trafficking network. Johnson told reporters Trump “was an FBI informant in an effort to take Epstein down.”

I’M NOT JOKING!!! 🤣🤣

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[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Insane, rotten, fuckers, Pedo POS.

Release the Trump/Epstein files

[–] TomMasz@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago

Isn't this just QAnon with a thin veneer?

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago

Oceania had always been at war with Eastasia.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 7 points 1 day ago

For the KGB

[–] MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk 16 points 2 days ago

Of course they will buy it. It solves the cognitive dissonance.

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

It must have been so hard for Trump to rape hundreds of children with Epstein to gain his trust. That is what you have to do to stop a pedophile though! /S

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Magas are going to fall for this, aren't they.

[–] octopus_ink@slrpnk.net 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Magas are going to fall for this, aren’t they.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 days ago

I mean, we do have logic on our side:

  • Why did Epstein get such a sweetheart deal, didn't trump have any sway or power to get him prosecuted?
  • Why wasn't Epstein prosecuted then while he was president, like first day? He had so much divested in it, being undercover and all, that would have been priority one. Not muslim banning and family separating.
  • Did trump have to rape kids because he was "undercover?" That's not a situation anyone could rationalize.

I think your pic still applies though, they'll "not hear" the bullet points.

[–] Deathgl0be@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

All this does for me is seat more evidently that he is a Russian asset.

[–] andyburke@fedia.io 13 points 2 days ago

You people still believe them that they don't believe this stuff.

They keep showing us all exactly how depraved they are and we keep writing these dumb posts.

THEY WANT POWER, THEY DO NOT CARE ABOUT RIGHT AND WRONG.

[–] Seasm0ke@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Start calling him Glowie in chief on twitter or something

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

They don't have to believe it, they just have to use it. He's their guy on their team, after all, and the other team losing is more important than being right (ethically, morally, or factually).

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 days ago

That's the magic of fascism: it doesn't matter if it's true or not.

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[–] Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

You really think the guy himself wouldn't be bragging about it 247 if this was the case.

[–] GroundedGator@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Then release the files so we can all read the epic tale of Trump defender of women and girls.

[–] octopus_ink@slrpnk.net 11 points 2 days ago

Surely there is an FBI file including some kind of debrief interview where this is all laid plain. As long as no one has ordered purges of records and documents based on specific keywords regardless of context there is almost guaranteed to be such a recording/transcript, right?

It's open and shut for an actual FBI informant that currently holds the office of president to produce and provide that kind of documentation, and surely it will be called for with at least as much vigor as Obama's birth certificate by the exact same people who were even then only trying to protect the sanctity of the office of the president. Any minute now.

[–] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago

Even magas can't be buying this

Oh you sweet summer child.

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

FBI as in Fat Bastard Incel -- I might buy it.

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Yep, stooping to a new level of low.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

"Trump is really a hero in this. The best hero."

(And yes, they can believe it.)

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

That christofascist queer is going straight to hell

[–] DrFistington@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

So best case scenario he's a rat. I mean this is an obvious lie, but it's so fucking stupid and short sighted. Like everyone knows that undercover cops do as much and commit as many crimes as the criminals they're in with, and informants are no different. So he's either a child raping rat, or a child raping liar...

[–] workerONE@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don't think this strategy will work

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[–] subarctictundra@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

So that's what they spend two weeks of recessed Congress coming up with. Set's see if it catches on

[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Ahhhh that’s why his name is all over the files. Because he was a super double secret squirrel agent! It all makes sense!!!

[–] drhodl@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Is this the Mike "Moses" Johnson who shares a house in Washington with a gay man who answers the door for him in his underpants?

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