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Even magas can't be buying this, can they? (slrpnk.net)

submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by octopus_ink@slrpnk.net to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

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Get this! Mike Johnson is now claiming — with no evidence whatsoever — that Donald Trump once served as an FBI informant to help dismantle sex offender Jeffrey Epstein’s trafficking network. Johnson told reporters Trump “was an FBI informant in an effort to take Epstein down.”

I’M NOT JOKING!!! 🤣🤣

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[–] Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

You really think the guy himself wouldn't be bragging about it 247 if this was the case.

[–] octopus_ink@slrpnk.net 8 points 7 months ago

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago (2 children)

They don't have to believe it, they just have to use it. He's their guy on their team, after all, and the other team losing is more important than being right (ethically, morally, or factually).

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 7 months ago

That's the magic of fascism: it doesn't matter if it's true or not.

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[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

Insane, rotten, fuckers, Pedo POS.

Release the Trump/Epstein files

[–] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 10 points 7 months ago

Even magas can't be buying this

Oh you sweet summer child.

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

Oh ok, so they caught him pedophiling, and used him like a little bitch to catch more of his pedophile friends while they pedophile together.

[–] GroundedGator@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Then release the files so we can all read the epic tale of Trump defender of women and girls.

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[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

"Trump is really a hero in this. The best hero."

(And yes, they can believe it.)

[–] DrFistington@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

So best case scenario he's a rat. I mean this is an obvious lie, but it's so fucking stupid and short sighted. Like everyone knows that undercover cops do as much and commit as many crimes as the criminals they're in with, and informants are no different. So he's either a child raping rat, or a child raping liar...

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 7 points 7 months ago

For the KGB

[–] Deathgl0be@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

All this does for me is seat more evidently that he is a Russian asset.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

That christofascist queer is going straight to hell

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

FBI as in Fat Bastard Incel -- I might buy it.

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Yep, stooping to a new level of low.

[–] subarctictundra@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

So that's what they spend two weeks of recessed Congress coming up with. Set's see if it catches on

[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Ahhhh that’s why his name is all over the files. Because he was a super double secret squirrel agent! It all makes sense!!!

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

And Trump hasn’t said this before because…?

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[–] Seasm0ke@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Start calling him Glowie in chief on twitter or something

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 months ago

"Trump WITNESSED against Jeffefery Epstein about ALL THE BAD STUFF he had seen."

[–] workerONE@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I don't think this strategy will work

[–] III@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

I say it will work about 33%.

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Sadly I have already seen some posts praising him for his "service"

MAGA should realize they've got a real 007 on their hands

0 Intel Collected

0 Kids Saved

7 Children Raped

[–] ctenidium@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

On my bullshit-o-meter I am measuring 2.5 Mega-Trump. The highest value yet to be measured.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

yea well it sounds like he made a deal with the FBI to get immunity for his child rape crimes.

[–] octopus_ink@slrpnk.net 4 points 7 months ago

yea well it sounds like he made a deal with thr FBI to get immunity for his child rape crimes.

Maga: See, all above board and legal. What's the big deal?

[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This reads like a Trump tweet, and has no evidence whatsoever. I'M NOT JOKING!!! 🤣🤣

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[–] drhodl@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Is this the Mike "Moses" Johnson who shares a house in Washington with a gay man who answers the door for him in his underpants?

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