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[–] BrokenGlepnir@lemmy.world 53 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Bearing false witness is a sin

[–] Yawweee877h444@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago

These animals don't actually believe in the religious stuff. They know what it is, and use it as a tool to get votes and control the masses.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 7 points 1 week ago

The loophole: against thy neighbor.

[–] CubitOom 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Well you see, Donald Trump did nothing wrong because he was really a criminal informant. He only raped children on a famous child sex island just so he could gain Epstein's trust and develop a rapport.

Ghislaine Maxwell was also a criminal informant. She only sourced, trafficked, drugged, and raped children so she could gain Epstein's trust and develop a rapport.

Jeffrey Epstein was also a criminal informant. He only trafficked, drugged, and raped children while leading the largest child sex brothel in modern history so he could gain Ghislaine Maxwell's and Donald Trump's trust and support.

In the end was all just actually a really funny misunderstanding that anyone with a private jet could make. There were no criminals and this was all a victimless crime anyway so everyone should just forget about it. Also, we don't need to release all the files that we have on the matter even though we promised to because it's just such a silly, innocent mistake and it will just disprove our narratives.

[–] Laser@feddit.org 6 points 1 week ago

Everybody laughs, outro plays

[–] BestBouclettes@jlai.lu 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sure thing, and I assume that the FBI has tons of files about it, so release them!

[–] onslaught545@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They're getting Grok to generate them.

[–] BestBouclettes@jlai.lu 3 points 1 week ago

That would be on brand for them

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago
[–] medicsofanarchy@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

Ah, deep undercover.

"Hey, I think this guy's wearing a wire!"

"So, Donald, you want to party with us, eh? Well, if you're actually a cop, you can't have sexy times with this 12-year-old girl!"

"Oh, hey, he's doing it!"

"Alright boys, he's good. Here's the plan: Find more sexy 12-year-olds..."

It all makes sense now. Especially when he had to prove his under-coverness many times.

[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

In other words, there is conclusive evidence that Trump raped children on Epstein island and they are trying to get ahead of it with a ridiculous false narrative.

[–] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

Is that why the FBI basically did nothing about Jeffrey Epstein for so long even though he was known to them?

[–] archonet@lemy.lol 11 points 1 week ago

And if you believe that, would you be interested in purchasing this fine steel bridge?

[–] apftwb@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Cool. So (1) the files are real and (2) Trump is in them.

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

and Mike Johnson has all FBI files in his bedroom. Doesn't even get the FBI to make up a report announcing it, he just knows.

[–] forkDestroyer 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It went from being a hoax written by the Clintons and Obama, to it not being a hoax and Trump actually being an informant that brought everything down? ffs how many kids did this guy touch?

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

all of them

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 7 points 1 week ago

Hah! Good one.

[–] switcheroo@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

ROFL What's more believable? A scum sucking narcissist pervert who goons over his own daughter raped children on Epstein Island, or he was being an upstanding adult and trying to help some people who were not himself and for free?

Fuck you Mike.

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

When he first heard the rumour, he kicked him out of Mar-a-Lago. He was an FBI informant to try to take this stuff down.”

He kicked Epstein out of Mar a Lago when it was "front page news" rumour. Everyone was throwing him under the bus at the same time. Even this BFF.

[–] bigfondue@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

He was a bad informant then. FBI generally likes their informants near criminals

[–] firewyre@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Throw MJ in jail too

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago