Does every fucking press release need to read like the Mustard Mussolini wrote it nowadays?
+waves hands around like playing a tiny accordion+
WE HAVE some of the best writing, many words they didn't think were possible, but SOMETHING has been written. They are great words, REALLY STRONG words! Men came up to me, grown men, some of them generals, tears in their eyes saying... "Sir! We really didn't think someone would have these words! It's amazing!"