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A bizarre incident involving a mentally ill woman recently occurred at a store in Geoje, South Gyeongsang Province, where the suspect, wielding knives and wearing a cat mask, threatened employees and customers, including small children.

When the police arrested her and asked why she did it, she answered "meow" and said, "Can't tell you that, meow."

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[–] Finalsolo963@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 hours ago

G-d forbid a woman have hobbies

[–] tal@lemmy.today 8 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (2 children)

Woman in cat mask runs amok with knives, answers 'meow' to police officers

I wonder if the article author translated it or whether she was speaking English.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cross-linguistic_onomatopoeias#Mammal_sounds

Cat meowing

English: miaow (UK), meow (US)

Korean: 야옹 (yaong)

[–] StarMerchant938@lemmy.world 1 points 27 minutes ago
[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 6 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

miaow (UK)

Excuse me, WTF? I have lived 7 years in the UK, and never have I heard a cat profer this kind of drivel. Is this some cockney shit?

Also, thank you for your insight about mammal accents. It made me slightly xenophobic but I appreciate the knowledge.

[–] javiwhite@feddit.uk 4 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (2 children)

Are you saying that miaow and meow sound different phonetically to you?

Its not cockney rhyming slang, but rather a simple variance in spelling. Do colour Vs color/ catalogue Vs catalog etc... sound different phonetically to you also?

I'm a native English speaker, so maybe that's why they seem identical; but I could see how a different mother tongue would change that perspective.

Edit: removed aluminium because I momentarily forgot that Americans say 'aloomanum' and that one isn't an example of a spelling variance with identical phonetics.

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I suppose all the examples you give convey some little trace of the accent from their respective regions. Slightly longer final syllables in the UK for instance.

But more to the point, the spelling 'miaow' is completely new to me. But I receive very few letters from British cats so maybe that explains it.

[–] tal@lemmy.today 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Here's an example from the BBC:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeUM1WDoOGY

Why Do Cats Miaow? | Cats Uncovered | BBC

Though just to mix things up, the BBC Earth YouTube channel appears to be using title case capitalization in that title, which is typically an American English style, there. The main BBC YouTube channel appears to use the more-usually British English sentence case capitalization.

So I expect that there's always the possibility that people aren't always super-religious about the form of English that they use.

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

Do colour Vs color/ catalogue Vs catalog etc... sound different phonetically to you also?

To be fair, those different spellings denote different variants of the language, and these words are pronounced differently in British and American English. So yeah, perceiving those as if those sound different is a normal thing, I guess

Edit: ironically, miaow and meow make an identical sound, according to Cambridge Dictionary: ˌmiːˈaʊ

[–] javiwhite@feddit.uk 1 points 2 hours ago

You perceive colour/color and catalogue/catalog to be pronounced differently?

I'd have to disagree with that, and it seems American grammar is still aligned with British in that they're still identical phonetically. I think it's important to disregard accent in this discussion, as it isn't relevant to the spelling. An Indian man saying colour will sound different to an Irishman saying colour for example, but that has nothing to do with the spelling; just the respective accent.

The difference in spelling was an act of defiance by the Americans during the British empire days. In many cases it has nothing to do with a difference in pronunciation . It's an interesting slice of history, and I'd recommend anyone who isn't aware to read up on the subject it really ruffled some feathers on this side of the pond, and some 200 years later, people still aren't over it. It was some of the highest quality trolling in recent history (one that I believe trumps the Boston tea party; but I guess that's a matter of opinion).

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 10 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

The furry rebellion has begun!

[–] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 10 points 8 hours ago

get it, queen. tell your secrets to no one

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 49 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Hope she gets the appropriate treatment and is feline better soon.

[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 19 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

You mean the spray bottle? Or maybe even the cone of shame?

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 10 points 11 hours ago

At least a break from any possible catnip consumption until we can rule that out and start making adjustments from there if needed.

[–] nocturne@slrpnk.net 28 points 11 hours ago
[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 19 points 10 hours ago

Is this what they mean by, "crazy cat lady"?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 15 points 10 hours ago

IRL Catwoman doesn't sound as fun as the comic version.

[–] Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world 8 points 9 hours ago

Are we sure that it wasn’t just a giant cat?

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 16 points 10 hours ago (5 children)

"I can fix her" Bros where you at?

[–] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

The veterinarian, making an appointment to get her fixed.

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 8 points 6 hours ago

there is nothing to fix

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 18 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] EditsHisComments@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Not sure if your username is better as a sarcastic remark to the other poster or for your post lmao

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 4 points 8 hours ago
[–] Sunshine@piefed.ca 6 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Guys who want a yandere girlfriend.

[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 hours ago
[–] who@feddit.org 5 points 9 hours ago

TIL Korean cats say "meow".

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 5 points 10 hours ago

Putting small children to work in stores is shameful.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago

Was her name Selina Kyle?