Kill and torture citicens, force remaining people to join your dictatorship, draft them and give them military training and guns. What could possibly go wrong with that plan?

[–] Alchemy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

The ability of the average russian to think critically and with foresight is nonexistent.

[–] Th4tGuyII@kbin.social 19 points 2 years ago

That's the epitome of peaceful operations right there... Take over people's land, make fake elections to say that the people want you there, then force them to renounce their citizenship to you in order to get healthcare.

Hey Putin, you know if those people wanted to Russian, you wouldn't have to force them to be!

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The medical care: Thimble of vodka and a small strip of duct tape

[–] SupraMario@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Duct tape is run out ...only vodka now...drink

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

[–] GentlemanLoser@ttrpg.network 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I thought they were just in Ukraine to save them from the Nazis tho

[–] petrescatraian@libranet.de 5 points 2 years ago

@GentlemanLoser from Nazi citizenship*

We didn't get that right at first.