There are two Trumps before you. One always lies and one is dead...
this post was submitted on 03 Sep 2025
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WHERE'D YOU GET THIS VIDEO OF ME???
Obama actually is on Bluesky. I had to check your username to see if maybe he was on Lemmy too.....and with jokes!
I'm actually for realsies Obama. Every conspiracy theory you've ever heard is true. Especially the ones that contradict each other.
So he's undead then. We are in a zombie apocalypse
Sad
Some one stab him to check. We need proof.
Gotta stab him in the eye with a running chainsaw to check.
I ATEN'T DEAD
First laugh of the day!
Common Barbara Striesand...
I don't know what would be worse.. Trump still alive or JD Vance taking over. It is like a lose/lose situation..
No couch would be safe!
The LAMESTREAM {{media}} wants you to BELIEVE that "trump" is NOT dead.
Right...it's definitely not a guy who's in love with couches saying this. Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge.
And there you have it folks. Donald Trump is most certainly dead.
That was definitely Eric in a skinsuit. Proof: trust me, bro.