I really wanna see if USA gonna make a back-flip, if he dies.
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If I had a nickel for every time Drumpf told the truth, I'd now have a nickel, which isn't a lot.
Jokes on you, that's just JD Vance in Drag.
Republicans be like
On one hand, biology, but in the other hand, he's never been know to tell the truth before.
That's exactly what a dead president would say.
Most child molesters are not pedophiles. Most pedophiles are not child molesters. Say what you actually mean. This is ableist language, like referring to murderers as "schizos".
Wut?
Do you have the power of speech?
do you?
I mean, your previous comment was less than coherent.
why don't you say what you mean instead of dancing around the subject?
Look at his gross dead pig eyes and tell me that isn't dead...
You're not fooling anyone you know?
Why does this have the Lord of the Rings ending filter over it?
I don't know, but I liked it anyway
You're not fooling anyone you know!
I can't take him like that, it's against regulations
I don't believe him.
Liar
And why should I believe a liar like him?
are we sure he isn't being weekend at bernie's'd?
Weekend at Donny's.
Yeah, the time he was away could have been for installing the animatronics.
That's what the contactor was doing throwing stuff out the window.
There's a necromancer working overtime somewhere
It's Vance he used life steal on the Pope and is funneling it into Trump.
Well I didn't believe he was dead before but now I'm not so sure
given his lies track record, that must mean he's definitely dead
Former President JOE BIDEN “wouldn’t do them for months,” he added. “You wouldn’t see him. And nobody ever said there was ever anything wrong with him.”
Fucking lol. You never fucking shut up about him health
I wonder if there's any republicans who can be swayed with "hey this thing we all agreed was fucked up when dem-aligned media was doing it (pretending the very obviously pudding-brained president is mentally competent after like 2pm) is still fucked up when Fox and Newsmax does it right?"
I had zero luck moving Blue MAGA to question their media, I suspect republicans will simply conclude Fox is leftwing commie propaganda and watch more Infowars or w/e
Only someone who is dead would come out so strongly against this.
Trumpstein's dead, confirmed.
I want a second opinion
He is not dead. He is the undead. The wounds, the incoherent speech. The first zombie president.
When there is no more room in hell, the dead will walk the halls of the white house and congress.
That pretty much looks like a session of Congress. Mitch McConnell in back.
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Of course you'd say that you stupid fucking horse!
Well, he would say that, wouldn't he?
is he still talking about that creep?
Damn! So close.
I heard he said he would release the Epstein files over his dead body and I was all for that.
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