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[–] anhydrous@lemmy.world 2 points 37 minutes ago

If I had a nickel for every time Drumpf told the truth, I'd now have a nickel, which isn't a lot.

[–] MangioneDontMiss@lemmy.ca 9 points 10 hours ago

Republicans be like

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 7 points 11 hours ago

On one hand, biology, but in the other hand, he's never been know to tell the truth before.

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 17 points 15 hours ago

That's exactly what a dead president would say.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 3 points 11 hours ago

You're not fooling anyone you know?

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 19 points 17 hours ago
[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)
[–] switcheroo@lemmy.world 10 points 15 hours ago

Look at his gross dead pig eyes and tell me that isn't dead...

[–] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 9 points 15 hours ago

I don't believe him.

[–] Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 7 points 14 hours ago
[–] dhork@lemmy.world 135 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 9 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Why does this have the Lord of the Rings ending filter over it?

[–] dhork@lemmy.world 8 points 17 hours ago

I don't know, but I liked it anyway

[–] AlexLost@lemmy.world 53 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You're not fooling anyone you know!

[–] dhork@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I can't take him like that, it's against regulations

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Look, isn't there something you can do?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 22 hours ago

I feel happy!

[–] BussyGyatt@feddit.org 10 points 16 hours ago

are we sure he isn't being weekend at bernie's'd?

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 119 points 1 day ago

And why should I believe a liar like him?

[–] SuspiciousCatThing@pawb.social 17 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

There's a necromancer working overtime somewhere

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 9 points 18 hours ago

It's Vance he used life steal on the Pope and is funneling it into Trump.

[–] if_only@sh.itjust.works 24 points 20 hours ago

Well I didn't believe he was dead before but now I'm not so sure

given his lies track record, that must mean he's definitely dead

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 55 points 1 day ago (1 children)

we got a paradox at hand, since trump never says the truth

It could be a deepfake. A whole new class of conspiracy theory is now actually plausible.

I mean, I fully expect an administration as corrupt and dishonest as this one to spend the minimal time and money required to do such a thing for as long as they can get away with it.

[–] Darkard@lemmy.world 45 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Former President JOE BIDEN “wouldn’t do them for months,” he added. “You wouldn’t see him. And nobody ever said there was ever anything wrong with him.”

Fucking lol. You never fucking shut up about him health

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 2 points 10 hours ago

I wonder if there's any republicans who can be swayed with "hey this thing we all agreed was fucked up when dem-aligned media was doing it (pretending the very obviously pudding-brained president is mentally competent after like 2pm) is still fucked up when Fox and Newsmax does it right?"

I had zero luck moving Blue MAGA to question their media, I suspect republicans will simply conclude Fox is leftwing commie propaganda and watch more Infowars or w/e

[–] tty5@lemmy.world 11 points 19 hours ago

I want a second opinion

[–] 60d@lemmy.ca 13 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Only someone who is dead would come out so strongly against this.
Trumpstein's dead, confirmed.

[–] NewPerspective@lemmy.world 47 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, but he lies all the time... Can we trust him on this?

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 11 points 23 hours ago

In front of a door stands two presidents. One lies all the time and the other is dead.

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 6 points 17 hours ago

is he still talking about that creep?

[–] AlexLost@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] III@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

I heard he said he would release the Epstein files over his dead body and I was all for that.

[–] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 11 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

Guys I'm fine, all natural face today :)

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 4 points 18 hours ago

Looks like biden to me

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 34 points 1 day ago (2 children)

He is not dead. He is the undead. The wounds, the incoherent speech. The first zombie president.

When there is no more room in hell, the dead will walk the halls of the white house and congress.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 8 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Why did you link a picture of people during covid who refused to wear masks?

[–] Resistai@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago

Its still Covid. You can still wear a mask. It protects disabled people and reduces surveillance.

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[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 8 points 18 hours ago

Of course you'd say that you stupid fucking horse!

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 18 points 22 hours ago

Well, he would say that, wouldn't he?

[–] tomkatt@lemmy.world 15 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (3 children)

Who the hell is that supposed to be?

[–] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 3 points 13 hours ago

He looks like a thumb in this picture.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

Trump with all his hair cut off.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 11 points 23 hours ago

Looks like Anthony Hopkins' new movie, Trump.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 10 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

Its just gout everybody gets it....then a few years later incontinence, arthritis, dementia or a bad fall and eventually the pearly gates or the lava hole.

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago

we're going to need at least 5 buckets of lymph for testing

[–] charade_you_are@sh.itjust.works 11 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

People should just hold huge protests that simultaneously celebrate his death and call for the release of the Epstein files. Maybe his orange, fat monkey head would explode.

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