Republicans be like
this post was submitted on 03 Sep 2025
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On one hand, biology, but in the other hand, he's never been know to tell the truth before.
That's exactly what a dead president would say.
You're not fooling anyone you know?
Liar
Look at his gross dead pig eyes and tell me that isn't dead...
I don't believe him.
are we sure he isn't being weekend at bernie's'd?
Why does this have the Lord of the Rings ending filter over it?
I don't know, but I liked it anyway
You're not fooling anyone you know!
I can't take him like that, it's against regulations
Look, isn't there something you can do?
I feel happy!
There's a necromancer working overtime somewhere
It's Vance he used life steal on the Pope and is funneling it into Trump.
And why should I believe a liar like him?
given his lies track record, that must mean he's definitely dead
Well I didn't believe he was dead before but now I'm not so sure
Damn! So close.
I heard he said he would release the Epstein files over his dead body and I was all for that.
is he still talking about that creep?
I want a second opinion
Only someone who is dead would come out so strongly against this.
Trumpstein's dead, confirmed.
we got a paradox at hand, since trump never says the truth
It could be a deepfake. A whole new class of conspiracy theory is now actually plausible.
I mean, I fully expect an administration as corrupt and dishonest as this one to spend the minimal time and money required to do such a thing for as long as they can get away with it.
Former President JOE BIDEN “wouldn’t do them for months,” he added. “You wouldn’t see him. And nobody ever said there was ever anything wrong with him.”
Fucking lol. You never fucking shut up about him health
I wonder if there's any republicans who can be swayed with "hey this thing we all agreed was fucked up when dem-aligned media was doing it (pretending the very obviously pudding-brained president is mentally competent after like 2pm) is still fucked up when Fox and Newsmax does it right?"
I had zero luck moving Blue MAGA to question their media, I suspect republicans will simply conclude Fox is leftwing commie propaganda and watch more Infowars or w/e
Of course you'd say that you stupid fucking horse!
Guys I'm fine, all natural face today :)
Looks like biden to me
Well, he would say that, wouldn't he?
He is not dead. He is the undead. The wounds, the incoherent speech. The first zombie president.
When there is no more room in hell, the dead will walk the halls of the white house and congress.
Why did you link a picture of people during covid who refused to wear masks?
Its still Covid. You can still wear a mask. It protects disabled people and reduces surveillance.
The desperate search for a brain
we're going to need at least 5 buckets of lymph for testing
Who the hell is that supposed to be?
Trump with all his hair cut off.
He looks like a thumb in this picture.
Looks like Anthony Hopkins' new movie, Trump.
Its just gout everybody gets it....then a few years later incontinence, arthritis, dementia or a bad fall and eventually the pearly gates or the lava hole.
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People should just hold huge protests that simultaneously celebrate his death and call for the release of the Epstein files. Maybe his orange, fat monkey head would explode.
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