cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/52491590
Yeah the poop knife is not a knife made from poop, but a knife with the purpose of cutting poop.
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fun fact: European toilet pipes have a much larger diameter, therefore they can use a poop sword.
I believe they call it a 'shite saber '.
Just install a poop blender. My gosh, it's not the 90s anymore 🙄
Had one in a house I rented in the UK, don't recommend, when they break they are not fun to inspect.
Was it the ShitStorm 4000? I heard their drive shaft was too weak. Better go for the bigger model.
There's been definitely more than 3 times in my life where I needed one.
Yeah this is knife poop. Not poop knife.
GET IT RIGHT, IT MATTERS.
Today's Youth for ya smh
It's on, mf!
"So what was your thesis focused on?"
"....Umm.... Hey nice weather we're having right!? Heh..."
Ok the Alaskan shank is debunked but you can still make poop micarta and use that to make a poop knife
So you're telling me the prison shit shanks stories weren't true?
That's a pretty solid contender for an IgNobel.
...is a sentence noone should ever have to hear. Or read.