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[–] logicbomb@lemmy.world 50 points 1 day ago

The article basically says no more about Zoe Hamburger than the headline, just that she transferred from America. Although the article does go on a lot about other McDonald's issues.

So, basically they really did create an entire article because of her name.

[–] atomicpoet@piefed.social 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Looks like this Hamburger is off the menu.

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

🌎 👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀

[–] UncleArthur@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

She has been replaced by Michelle Fillet-o-Fish.

[–] sramder@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

This needs a Robot Chicken sketch.