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    [–] sunoc@sh.itjust.works 37 points 6 days ago (3 children)
    [–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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    [–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 6 days ago (2 children)

    what sort of honoric is et al, does it make you plural?

    [–] sunoc@sh.itjust.works 10 points 6 days ago

    no no McS. et al., PhD is mf actual family name. Trying a bit too hard to get a great academic career.

    [–] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

    In case you're not being sarcastic, et al is a shortening that means "among others" - usually authors of academic papers are clubbed together like this. In this context it is more like, "among other educational qualifications"

    [–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 6 days ago

    While that does make sense, I think I'll stick to thinking they're plural.

    [–] zipsglacier@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

    For those who haven't seen this amazing interview:

    https://youtu.be/urcL86UpqZc

    [–] Sal@mander.xyz 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

    AMSTERDAM TRIP: 52.37952717594758, 4.898731163397595 -> 52.373726213381254, 4.8991743688343785 -> 52.37307624236834, 4.892481840346751 -> 52.375235597713356, 4.883881824117286 -> 52.364346142549444, 4.882779439603186 -> 52.358151346039655, 4.868920785661565 -> 52.36032825423474, 4.885688072103288 -> 52.38899110197864, 4.8381014035210965

    [–] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

    Is this navigation?

    This would be more believable with eMacs tbh

    [–] Rooty@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago (3 children)

    This would make more sense with Emacs /ducks

    [–] nekbardrun@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

    Now I Declare The Start of The Holy EDITOR WAR!!!!

    [–] Alahu@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 days ago

    NGL this was my first thought, and I don't even use Emacs!

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    [–] whelk@retrolemmy.com 23 points 6 days ago

    This feels like a meme a vim user would make about emacs being bloated

    [–] QualifiedKitten@discuss.online 18 points 6 days ago (2 children)
    [–] Magnum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 6 days ago

    Most powerful "text editor" you can imagine inside a command line interface. It has unlimited super wild keyboard shortcuts and people on the internet make fun about it, that the only way to exit vim is by turning off the machine, because they don't know the shortcut.

    [–] iveseenthat@reddthat.com 11 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

    Vim is a sorry excuse of Emacs. Which is the editor made in and for the language of God, Lisp

    [–] thomasloven@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

    One night there was a storm, and Master Wq’s house collapsed. The next morning he began to build it again using his old tools. His novice came to help him, and they built for a while and were making good progress. As they worked, the novice began to tell Master Wq of his latest accomplishments.

    β€œMaster, I have developed a wonderful Vim script to give all sorts of useful information about a document. It counts the words, the sentences, the paragraphs, and even tells you what kind of document it is using the syntax highlighting rules. I use it in my pipelines all the time. It is a thing of beauty, and I am very proud. Truly, Vim is the greatest tool!”

    Master Wq did not reply. Thinking he had unwittingly angered his master, the novice fell silent and continued his work.

    The novice finished aligning two beams and had positioned a nail ready for beating into the wood, but found the hammer was out of reach.

    β€œWould you pass me the hammer, master?”

    Master Wq handed the novice a saw.

    At once, the novice was enlightened.

    https://blog.sanctum.geek.nz/vim-koans/

    [–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 16 points 6 days ago

    "YESS! YESSSSS! GIVE IN TO YOUR EMACS SIDE!!!"

    Google Search really sucks these days. I can't find any images of Richard M. Stallman as a Sith lord, even though I'm sure vi fans have made several edits by now. ...It's been a while.

    [–] mlg@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago (2 children)

    This would be funnier if it were emacs since that's the one that has a metric ton of plugins for all of these

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    [–] alsaaas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

    You surely mean Emacs, no?

    [–] ICastFist@programming.dev 5 points 6 days ago

    He tried to, but couldn't enter edit mode to type it out

    [–] iveseenthat@reddthat.com 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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    [–] hellmo_luciferrari@lemmy.zip 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

    I much prefer handwriting in shorthand, scanning it in, running it through OCR, and cat to a file.

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    [–] RedFrank24@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago (4 children)

    If you use Vim you'll never use any other software

    [–] Tuxman@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 days ago

    I would respond.. but I can’t figure out how to exit Vim

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    [–] lightnegative@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

    The problem with using Vim is that you have to learn Vim, but early in my career I was in single-ecosystem shops that all used IDE's for whatever tech (Microsoft= Visual Studio, Java = Eclipse / NetBeans, PHP = Sublime Text, arguably not an IDE)

    By the time I got to the point in my career where I got to choose the tooling, VSCode was already a thing and it has an extension for anything you can think of.

    So I never had to learn Vim, and now it's in the too-hard basket, and VSCode is ubiquitous and works surprisingly well

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    [–] Zink@programming.dev 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

    That silly program can't trick me! I used Vim last year and I'm totally able to use other programs!

    ...I just have to use Vim also at all times!

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    [–] caesarxinsanium@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 days ago

    Vim -> Emacs

    [–] hexagonwin@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 6 days ago

    Gotta run vim under emacs eshell

    [–] Kristof@scribe.disroot.org 3 points 6 days ago
    [–] utopiah@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (2 children)

    Honestly it's kinda true except for Photos and Maps. Everything that is not fundamentally visual by nature can pretty efficiently be done with Vim. It truly excels at manipulating and navigating through text.

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