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I don't get it...
Most Muslims don't eat pork for religious/cultural reason
Ok thanks
Bone apple tea
They sure do have petite bone, as in their dicks
It will never not amuse me how expressive conservatives are are trying to hide their small manhood syndrome
A simple two-word reply would ruin these racists without needing to visit the shops: "Happy holidays!"
Ah yes, Christian Nationalist attacks on other Abrahamic religions. How's that poly blend mask fitting these days?
Do these people who claim to be Christian even know their beloved book? It doesn't seem so, at least they don't act like it.
Do these people who claim to be Christian even know their beloved book?
Very, very few. It's really frustrating when talking to them because of their ignorance of their own operations manual. As an agnostic, I'm embarrassed for them. I took the time to read it many many many times along with the Mormon text, Hindu religions, Janeism, Buddhism, etc and about 3 years ago I finally finished the English translation of the Quran. They can't seem to handle one book.
And I do not say these things from any moral high ground or superiority. However, if you come to my door and tell me I'm going to eternal damnation because I do not believe in the same way they do, their book, and their god, then they better bring their A game.
America was founded by people fleeing religious persecution from the government installed in their homeland, official Church. They left us two principals to live by. Freedom of religion....that's them, and most importantly, freedom from religion, that's me.IMHO we can all coexist given 3 criteria are strictly met:
- Lawful: that's obvious
- Peaceful: Another obvious
- Stays out of my politics: One not so very obvious to a lot of people. That is by design. When ever you have a religiously dominated government, it always, always, always turns out bad.
Give a man someone to hate and he's bend over and spread his cheeks for your amusement. (Paraphrased LBJ)
Too many nots, I'm tangled.
I admit, King Jameses language is somewhat outdated. You can select another version of the bible in the drop-down at the top.
Bacon is to Muslims as Broccoli is to a White Nationalist.
I travel around my (deep purple) state with a satchel of various brassicas. Going out of the house in this area without a curated collection of cruciferous comestibles would be like going into a hot war without merely a sidearm.
- Everyone knows that any green thing can ward off the common MAGA chud, but many are unaware that so-called "enlightened" centrists are actually attracted to broccoli. Don't be fooled. For them, you must brandish brussels sprouts - preferably still attached to a long stalk. Then, launch into a cooking lesson, but do NOT DETACH OR BOIL THE SPROUTS. You will have your quarry at the first hint of Maillard's reaction, and they will either join your cause or become total hermits.
- Liberals will claim to favor kale, but I've had success presenting them with multiple diverse varietials while explaining that "Lacinato" and "Dinosaur" are both equally accurate and acceptable terms when used to refer to the bumpy, dark green kind. Your utter indifference to - and rejection of - their "correct" preference will eventually send them into a blind, self-destructive rage - if you're patient and hold the line. Just be sure to stand outside their blast radius when they finally go.
- You must be creative and self-assured when it comes to libertarians, but try showing off a fresh romanesco cauliflower while delivering a long-winded (but efficient) diatribe in which you logically interweave fractals, calculus, coastlines, cacti, psychedelics and concepts of cognitive sovereignty. Once they sense that you have more than a surface-level understanding of these topics, and genuinely care about how they each relate to objective, consensus reality, they pathetically slink away like old goats, having fired not a single round of reloaded ammunition out of their bespoke 3d-printed handgun.
Good luck out there!
10/10. Would read again.
You clearly have a libertarian in the family, perfect description.
I actively disliked bacon looong before going vegan. It smells bad and the amount of fat that renders out when you cook it is just plain uncanny. Why is it never a high-quality french Jambon or Prosciutto with those people?
They can't spell those words, for starters.
Why is it never a high-quality french Jambon or Prosciutto with those people?
Because along with hating minorities, foreigners, and the LGBTQ community, there are few people American nationalists hate more than The French.
You shouldn't render out all the fat of your bacon. Keep it in there!
Also fuck Off with reduced fat anything. If you give me fat less bacon the cooking will not work unless I put some other fat in.
I will get the fat into my system no matter what. If i don't sweat on the toilet, what's the point of being alive.
They think it works that way because that's the way it works for them.
Show them a picture of Mecca and they freak right the fuck out.
Or talk about how you're eating less meat/became vegan and they'll act like you're demanding them to become vegan too.
I once told someone I enjoy eating meat. Later they caught me eating tofu, because I enjoy eating that too. It was fun watching them implode!
Their minds explode the moment they visit Japan, one of the least vegan friendly countries and simultaneously one of the most tofu loving ones
People clutching their ears and writhing in pain the moment they find out you're trying to cut back on eating meat is always such a bizarre response.
Imagine doing this to anyone going on a diet. Screaming and thrashing and trying to shield yourself with a fist full of candy bars the moment you hear "I'm cutting sweets out until I lose 10 lbs"
It's projection. If you showed them a rainbow or a Day of the Dead decoration, they'd get super offended and bent out of shape. And because that's how they react to things they don't like, they assume that's how everyone else reacts, too.