this post was submitted on 07 Oct 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 90 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Dont worry, he'll have at least an extra minute while the LPL shows us that it was in fact not a fluke.

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 36 points 2 years ago

Imagining that he opens the door then closes it to prove it again

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 21 points 2 years ago

He'll have more because LPL gonna open it with another much simpler bypass, and lastly using a supermagnet, and also have to do the outro.

[–] caesar_salad83@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

This time it opened even faster...

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 63 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The Doctor: "Who are you and how did you get in here?"

Miles: "I'm a transport engineer and I'm a transport engineer."

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 27 points 2 years ago

I'm a locksmith

And I'm a locksmith

[–] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 63 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Okay, we're going to be using this isolinear chip reprogrammer Bosnian Bill and I made...

[–] thetoastmonster@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

B'Elorean Bill

[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 41 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Lol I bet LockPickingLawyer is a Trek fan, someone send this to him.

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 34 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Didn't see that punchline coming...

Honestly LPL could probably get through it in seconds if he knows his way around rewiring a plasma conduit.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Nah bruh prob just has some way of jiggling it.

[–] Poppa_Mo@lemmy.world 31 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He would just slap the panel in a specific spot and the door would open lol.

[–] SpicyPeaSoup@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

The door would fall over.

[–] nxdefiant@startrek.website 20 points 2 years ago

ok that's a :door shwoosh noise: on one...

[–] iesou@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

Well played

[–] D3FNC@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

Isn't this dude a hologram tho