Ask Lemmy

You’re gonna help me clean this place up for a bit, then we can chill afterwards. I don’t know what interests you, but I’m never bored at home so I think we’ll find something to do.

Gotchu Bro/Sister:

Wife's already got Fellowship of the Ring Extended (of COURSE) ultraHD in the player.

I'll pop us some popcorn, and gladly point out all the fun trivia, like how when Aragorn kicks the helmet in Two Towers it was so legit because the actor ACTUALLY BROKE HIS TOE.

Why did I mention Two Towers when Fellowship is in the player? Heh. . .you didn't think we were stopping after Fellowship, did you?

The doors are already locked and planned bathroom / snack retrieval breaks are posted on the wall.

Pshhh.. I kinda live in the middle of nowhere, so I dunno.. wanna go try to catch some grass snakes by the swamp?

I have an induction forge and an induction smelting crucible. That's literally endless entertainment, until my arms get tired.

I'm going to work

But you can help yourself to my gaming PC.

You can have a cup of tea, I'll put on a Beethoven record, and then you can untangle and sort all the stuff in my big box full of old cables, chargers, components, and adapters. If you find a micro usb cable you can have a cookie.

Hope ya like weed

Laser pointer

We're BBQing! I've got a couple of nice tritips and some some sausages from the local butcher, freshly harvested corn from a local farm, and I'll make some garlic bread. I've got a few beers from my favorite local brewery, an unopened bottle of eagle rare 10 year, and can break out a couple of nice cigars if you're in to that.

The temperature on my back patio is a nice, comfortable 77f with low humidity and just enough of a breeze.

Jokes on you even if I leave now. I'll be at home in 20 mins.

I will play Van Halen's Jump on my synth for you

That depends. Are you male or female?

cry at you because I had a dream where I was social and like attached to people and felt like I belonged for once but I was dragged away from them by my family and was really upset but they just turned out to just be dream people. and the whole scenario was made up and I never belonged with anybody

First day back at work after two weeks off, so…. you can walk my dog? He’s pretty bored

We can totally play some board games, or if you play an instrument we could jam. House is even fairly clean, I'm ready and waiting.

If you play guitar, bass, or piano/keyboard, we're having a jam session. Otherwise, board games! Flashpoint is a cool one, it's easy to pick up and it's cooperative

Well, I just made guacamole, so I'll feed you that with nachos and fire up some old movies with old music -- big bands, jitterbugging and stuff like that. In particular, I wanna show you the 1933 short "That's the Spirit" with young band leader Nobel Sissel.

Play with my kid. I'll be in bed.

I mean I might still be jacking off so that'll probably do it

I will show you my cat. After, I'll show pics of my cat. I have some boardgames, if we start to play, the cat will come so we pet him.

Noir movies and mst3k. Although I did get the supernintendo working recently

You can play a puzzle game. Lets call it break n enter cause I'm not opening the door.