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Minotaur

The free labor has arrived!

It's bedtime so bugger off

Plex Server. Enough content there for lifetimes.

You better be ready to pick up some drum sticks while I hop on the bass guitar, otherwise we can watch music videos on yt.

I won't host people who demands to be hosted.

You can entertain yourself with knocking on my door while I'll report you to the police.

I do not live somewhere people can easily just stop by, particularly if they are not invited. No friend of mine would come here without checking first. Even my family would call or text first.

Uninvited guests are met with an armed response from a polite but firm home-owner. How it plays put from there is going to depend how you behave when I inform you visitors are not welcome. Yes, I am also fun at parties.

I'm pretending to not be at home.

Get in loser, I'm teaching you to selfhost

I have two gaming PCs, a Nintendo Switch, PS5, and a Steam Deck. If gaming is not your thing, I am a coffee snob, so I can entertain you with my coffee brewing gear or we can dial in different roasts together.

If even coffee is not your thing, I am also a hobbyist woodworker, so maybe we can build something together.

If all else fails, you can play with my dog, relax in one of my 3 hammocks, mess with my cats, we can go ultralight backpacking, you can play the piano, we can make scented candles or soaps, or I can teach you programming. I also have lots of books!

Welcome to my ADHD life!

Why should I entertain you?

You're free to look at my door from the outside.

You said 10 minutes. Give me back that 1 second.

I'll show you how to install Archlinux

I'm home now, but if someone is going to give me a 10 minute warning, I won't be when they get here.

Almost everyone in this thread is a terrible host, Jesus Christ.

Sorry, OP.

I'll be naked when you get here. I think I have a strip of bacon left and can make some more French Toast.

You can hang out in the back yard and hand-feed our 100+ pound giant sulcata tortoise. She'll come "running" if she sees you have treats (e.g. lettuce).

You can keep the puppy busy outside so she doesn't have to worry about "forgetting" and doing that inside (puppies are trouble).

You can fish off the dock or swim in the pool. At night, I can setup the projection screen and we can watch some old movie out back and roast marshmallows at the fire pit.

Or you can just hang out with me in my garage/office and lose endless amounts of time watching the 3D printer print something (as is tradition with 3D printing!).

Also have a rather large robot to play with and an awesome HTPC setup and wifi 7 with 2 gig Internet. Actually, forget all that other stuff; 2 gig Internet is living the dream! 🤣

I send you up to the roof. You help the roofers there. Nothing beats some honest work with your hands.

Have you heard about our lord and saviour Jesus Christ?

id try to suck your dick immediately

Board games.

i'm gonna infect you with covid stay away

Your premise falsely assumes I'll even let you in when you show up uninvited.

You have a choice. We can watch Ninja Turtles, read Ninja Turtles, or play Ninja Turtles.