he has a gateway to a pocket anus
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Krypton pocket
Vaporizes it with laser vision, yeets it into space to retrieve later, compresses it into tiny cube take your pick
puts it in his inventory
I reckon he leaves it in the phone booth. He can't risk carrying it
I’d leave it in a bundle on a rooftop on my way up, pick it up later when I’m done.