Illegalism is an anarchist philosophy which embraces criminality as a lifestyle. It's the second part of the renowned and enlightened charter: "Be Gay, Do Crime"
This is a place for exchanging tricks & experiences, discussing trends & events, sharing shitposts, and connecting criminality to theory & praxis.
https://theanarchistlibrary.org/category/topic/illegalism
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A quote in a cute cursive font with a pink back-splash over-layed atop a community empowerment stock photo with 11 pairs of hands holding a hoola-hoop.
The text reads: "Walmart loses $3B to theft each year, and if we all pitch in to help, we can get that number a lot higher this year"
~@workingoncrying
A balled up sponge tied with twine will flush easy and fuck up their plumbing after you’re long gone
Awesome idea! Inspired me to make this post, if you wanna share there too ☺
That's less than they underpay their workers. The real theft.
It's more historically progressive to steal from small businesses to proletarianize them, sorry but this is true
Hunter: Great day, I killed 27 sparrows!
Other: Sparrows? But whatever for?
Hunter: A kill is a kill.
You mean "small business meat is more tender"?
Lmao
I can’t tell if you’re joking 😭
Steal from a large business > they lose 0.00001% of their projected profit > large chance for the thief to get caught and punished, usually benefitting the large business tenfold via fines (what a silly goober)
Conclusion: Nothing happens at best, business benefits at worst
Steal from a small business owner > Their mom and pop shop goes bust > they have to get a REAL job like the rest of us (womp womp) therefore becoming proletarian > their economic material interest shifts from conservatism to abolishment of capitalism
Conclusion: Support your local big business, simple as
I hadn’t thought that way about the petty bourgeoisie. Interesting perspective.
However. I still can’t tell if your joking. And honestly that’s fine.
I’ll just chuckle reading your comment.