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[–] glimse@lemmy.world 28 points 5 days ago

I'd call it The Terrible Ratio

Doesn't look tasty at all.

[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 22 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

Personally, as a US American, I find it offensive that other languages are so specific and pedantic about their foods that you can't even call a dish "noodles" without a thirty down votes and at least one 20,000 word essay on why you're wrong and why you're wrong for being wrong and yet here we are, several minutes into a thread and nobody's pointed out that this is a cheeseburger.

Also, its name would be Lucas.

[–] AndyMFK@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I could see an argument for a cheeseburger being a type of hamburger.

All cheeseburgers are hamburgers, not all hamburgers are cheeseburgers

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

It is, but if you ask for a hamburger with cheese, I'm going to look at you weird, and I'll ask if you want the cheese melted.

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Or is this a Grilled Cheese?

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

Expensive.

Carl's Jr. used to sell a "Six-Dollar Burger" for $3.95. The idea was six dollars was a lot to pay for a hamburger, so it must be a fantastic deal at $3.95, which was also a lot to pay for a hamburger at the time.

[–] chirichiri@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 days ago

that burger is so fucking good

[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 days ago
[–] Eddbopkins@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

5 patties? i call that a waist of food.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 days ago

You won't have a waist if you keep eating like that.

[–] Smeagol666@crazypeople.online 5 points 4 days ago

Widowmaker.

[–] Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Big Hamburger.

I like that. Simple. Straightforward. To the point. No flashy PR nonsense because it doesn't need a hype man. It's just a big burger.

Want a big burger? Here's a big burger.

[–] faltryka@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 1 points 3 days ago

Reginald II

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 2 points 4 days ago

+5 Meatbomination of Heart Disease.

Cholesterol +5 Obesity +5 Self-esteme -1 Lifespan -5

Heartburn (ex.): upon consumption inflict 1 point of damage (acid, internal) and reduce effective sleep by 4 hours.

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

A disgusting meatball on bread.

[–] omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It looks like it has the worst meat to bread to cheese ratio I've ever seen on a burger

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Seriously. Remove one patty, add a bunch of pickles, and some lettuce, tomato, whatever, and maybe we can talk... about emergency phone numbers and my insurance card. But I'd probably negotiate for the center patty, too.

[–] axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe 1 points 3 days ago

fuck pickles on burgers

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 4 days ago

Fred? Fred Cheeseheart? Is that you?

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It needs at least twice as much cheese before I'd eat it.

[–] blinfabian@feddit.nl 2 points 4 days ago

spotted the american

[–] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 3 points 4 days ago

Sextuple bypass.

[–] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 8 points 5 days ago (3 children)

It's a trick question!!

I call it a "cheeseburger". 🥸

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 4 days ago

It looks like it's from Burger King so I would just call it "garbage."

[–] modus@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

The Donald.

At In-N-Out, it would be a 5x5 (five by five). That sounds reasonable to me.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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[–] jared@mander.xyz 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] satanmat@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Artery Hardener

[–] knobbysideup@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago
[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 days ago
[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 days ago

"The Pentattack"

[–] toppy@lemy.lol 1 points 4 days ago

Five cow burger

[–] mcbenavides85@piefed.social 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Big Burger sounds better. BB.

[–] rooster_butt@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

BBC. Big Burger with Cheese.

[–] mcbenavides85@piefed.social 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

My wife loves big burgers with cheese! I always see bbc in her search history!

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 4 points 5 days ago

She British?

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Charbroiled Coronary

[–] Jayve@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Damnburger.

[–] AHamSandwich@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

MeatBrick: a culinary hate crime.

[–] Flagg76@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

American breakfast.

[–] Jackusflackus@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Fatties patties

[–] IWW4@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 days ago

The second coming of the triple bi-pass burger.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

a family of four's weekly protein requirement

[–] Eternal192@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 days ago
[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Pentabalicious

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