I think he means midichlorians.
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Go eat more roadkill you weirdo
Dude is back on the H
Part of me wonders if this isnt another attack on women given mitochondrial DNA is passed solely through the mother....
Then again, I doubt anyone has a high school level understanding of biology in this administration. Or the attention span to parrot what some billionare Thiel think tank told them to say if it was longer than 5 minutes prior.
Insane "Goblin"
I like that he thinks airports are somehow a place you’ll see social connection and not just loads of tired bored people waiting.
RFK had a book published some time back in which he reveals he doesn't believe in germ theory. Germ theory. This should have automatically disqualified him from doing anything that gives him decision making powers dealing with health, and medicine.
"I have cognitive problems, clearly"
— Same guy.
He may be insane but he is tapping into parents fears and he can be pretty effective at it, to the ruin of all.
My fear is him.
the only person who didn't learn mitochondria is the powerhouse of a cell in high school
Consult the runes! All praise the soothsayer.
Starwars? Is that you?
He's a conspiracy nut and believes in quack medicine.
A sentence like that sounds like something my mom would say when talking about some semi-common chronic condition passed down onto humanity from some ancient long gone super advanced culture that only crystals and collodial silver can heal that "mainstream medicine" refuses to accept due to... Dogma... Or big pharma... Or some combination of those two.
If I had to pick someone suffering from mitochondrial challenges and inflammation based off appearances I'd choose RFK over a random child any time.
STFU you roided out goon.
he's gonna start to explicitly talk about phrenology soon.
Welcome to the new age. The Dark Ages. Everyone makes jokes and shames, nothing is done. If I had a "shot" at changing things I would
Is it less embarrassing if he meant "midichlorians"?
I could see RFK being sith and able to detect midichlorians
His family literally came together and penned a letter to America warning us about him before the 2024 election.
That's the kind of freak this guy is.
But Americans are too stupid to listen to reason. So here we are.
You got a link to this letter
People have ended up in the loony bin for life for less obvious outbreaks of insanity.
6 months ago my insane uncle who idolized rfk junior. Warned me of this September autism reveal.. (spoiler. Its fucking vaccines)
And he genuinely thinks once the news is out. There's going to be purge style violence against pharma and Healthcare workers for "poisoning their kids"
If it’s not the vaccines. It will be the immigrants tainting the blood lines.
A man with no idea what the fuck he is talking about lol, sums up the current USA
Don’t forget! He’s in a position of power and a position of authority.
Absolutely sums up the USA currently.
RFK is literally a child murderer
Schatz recounted the story of how Kennedy traveled to Samoa in 2019 to discourage people from taking the measles vaccine which ultimately led to an outbreak in which thousands of people were infected and 83, mostly children, died.
“It is so chilling to contemplate the idea that someone as recognizable as a Kennedy would fly across an ocean to a small, developing country and basically tell everybody, ‘Be afraid of this lifesaving medicine’,” Schatz concluded.
He isn't just a quack, he is a fascist.
Mass child murderer
FTFY
We need someone to take on Mitochondrial challenges now? I know just the person...
This it the idiot in charge of the nations health. I hate the US.
That's the host.
The brain worm is in control.
So he's a fucking ga'ould
The greatest metabolic problem in the United States, obesity, has strong ties to the addictive hyperpalatable ultraprocessed foods high in simple sugars and fats that comprise the majority of the Standard American Diet, and he's not made any mention of it, let alone take any action to address it.
He's absolutely talked about it. It was a core marketing and campaign promise of his.
But has he actually pushed forward any meaningful legislation or rules that would actually reduce or eliminate the harms of UPFs yet? No, not really.
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When you believe in dumbass conspiracies eventually you start to see proof of them everywhere you look. It's the exact opposite of critical thinking. The brain rot has won in this case.
Yet another GOP conspiracy theorist who was given a freaking CABINET position to be in charge of our health.
The GOP wants us to die, plain and simple.
My biggest mitrochondrial challenge is that someone like RFK can be in a position of power anything to do with health and medicine.
How pedophile of him.
He's a demon schooled in falsehoods by his orange master, so everything he "sees" is colored by the wicked wisdom of lies
This is typical behaviour of morons... they make up skills they do not have to feel important. It is a continuation of the reason why morons believe conspiracy theories so easily, it gives them a sense they are special somehow and "got it" when others are "missing it"
Exactly the same reason cops claim to be able to "know" if someone is high just by looking at them
It's his way of trying to himself look smart by using a term he thinks means that the children are lethargic.
(They aren't even lethargic. It's just a generational difference in culture.)
Also maybe the fact that he's looking at kids in a fuckin airport. If there is one public space I'd condone parents shoving an iPad in their hands and letting them binge YouTube while sitting quietly, that is it.
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