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[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

Much of what the British and French didn't take, was LOOTED for private collections; dug-up Egyptian mummies were literally sold on the Cairo streets to be ground up into "medicinal" potions:

  1. Tasted like shit.
  2. Did jack shit medicinally or for anything else at all, for that matter.
  3. Destroyed an entire ancient, priceless cultural legacy.

Do you think those old grave burglars wanted the jewelry as it was, as some sort of sacred amulet? Bullshit, they melted those artifacts, all they cared or knew about was the street price of gold by weight.

In many cases, being taken into public museums around the world, saved many priceless objects from being destroyed or becoming part of some wealthy asshole's secret art stash.

[–] Coleslaw4145@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That doesn't explain why, in the 21st century, they can't give things back to countries that are now stable and safe.

For example, there's still lots of Irish artefacts in British museums that they refuse to return to Ireland. Greece has also been requesting the Elgin Marbles back but Britain continuously refuses.

Granted, there's also lots of artefacts in Irish museums that were put there when Ireland was a part of the British Empire. But the difference here is that Ireland seeks to repatriate them and Britain does not.

Britain taking care of those artefacts to protect them from looting is one thing, but when a country of origin requests their artefacts back, its the refusal that turns the caretaker into the thief.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 4 points 2 weeks ago

We're still looking at it.

[–] brem@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

I like to joke about "archeologists" selling mummy cocks for rich folks to grind up as an aphrodisiac, but there is a dark twist often to my humor (humour, as the penis eaters might spell it)

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 25 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Well, apart from all the stone, bronze and Iron Age artifacts from our own country, and all the stuff (legally) on loan…

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And properly bought, or received as gifts. These things do exist.

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

They do, the meme is just being cheeky about the Brits having notoriously sticky fingers throughout the 19th century.

[–] CybranM@feddit.nu 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Don't interrupt their "museum bad" circlejerk

[–] ThunderclapSasquatch@startrek.website 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Which is itself just a dogwhistle for "white people are evil and have no culture"

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

White people have no culture because white people don't exist. It's a made up race. All Europeans aren't a single race, there's like a hundred of European races. People just made up the idea of white people in America to make all the Europeans feel united in oppressing the brown and black people.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, but let’s not pretend China, Japan and Southeast Asia didn’t do the same thing.

[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

So... Why don't they return all the things they stole?

[–] negativenull@piefed.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

I like how this one doesn't even need an explanation.

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Even had to return the ceiling.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Quick! Put the Sutton Hoo mask on everything! It even has a mustache!

[–] Eternal192@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Pretty sure every country that exists today has museums full of stolen stuff, ok not every country, third world countries don't have anything, it's all been stolen already.

[–] Sergio@piefed.social 3 points 2 weeks ago

C'mon, museums in developing nations still have good stuff, don't shame em.

[–] MattTheProgrammer@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I can't believe this image can still make me sad because of the show ending not because of the brits stealing artifacts

[–] exu@feditown.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

I visited Copenhagen recently and that was my thought walking through Carlsberg's collection of statues. It was pretty cool though

[–] teslasaur@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Pretty funny to think how people treat ownership.

The societies that created the artefacts are dead and gone, the only thing connecting them and those alive today is the land they lay upon. Who has the right to the artefacts if there is no one left to claim them from the originators? Might aswell be those that take care of them and preserve them.

[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago

Welcome to Earf.

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world -2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Hobo@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

That's the British English spelling if you're insinuating it's incorrect spelling.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/artefact