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[–] PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

Fine fuck I'll go read Karl Marx, you got me.

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 hours ago

I know it's fake because Marx had a deeply eurocentric world view. He thought the revolution must start in the most "progressive" part of the world which for him was the west

[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 9 points 9 hours ago

If your plan is to kill me by excessive exposure to well endowed lesbian female protagonists, you can expect me to endure to the maximum of what is physically possible from the human mind, and then some.

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 13 points 11 hours ago
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 11 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

my copy of das kapital says bisexual women

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

i'll not stand for this bi erasure my legs are tired

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

You have to though you’re bipedal.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

I'M BIPODAL PERVERT

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

I'll grab you some crutches

[–] Juice@midwest.social 8 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

As a Marxist I uncritically believe everything with this guys face on it

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 hours ago

Guess who explicitly said he wasn't a Marxist?

Karl Marx

[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 9 hours ago

Is it still a genocide if you turn them all into trans girl gamer lesbians? I would like to sign up for that future.

[–] LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

"Communism is when there's an all-female Ghostbusters reboot" - Carl Marks

[–] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 4 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I thought that was feminism?

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

No, feminism is when workers are in control of the means of production

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

You mean the memes of reproduction?

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 hours ago

Either that or I meme the means of production, we'll never know

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 63 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

It loses some of its poetry in translation, alas.

[–] ggtdbz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

This is the translation they forced me to memorize at gunpoint at Liberal Arts University of Woke:

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 3 points 13 hours ago

corleone_massacred_boy.jpg

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] belastend@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

"Allein, um den Westen zu zerstören, so müssen wir, als Kommunisten, dafür Sorge tragen, dass alle Spiele, die da als nicht physische vorliegen, einen Protagonisten von weiblichem Geschlecht beinhalten. Dabei sind lesbische Protagonisten zu bevorzugen. Dies dient als Vorbereitung für den Völkermord an echt männlichen Spielern."

  • Karl Marx

One has to forgive his slight transphobia, he was a child of his time.

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 hours ago

"Allein, um den Westen zu zerstören, so müssen wir, als Kommunist:innen, dafür Sorge tragen, dass alle Spiele, die da als nicht physische vorliegen, eine:n Protagonist:in von weiblichem Geschlecht beinhalten. Dabei sind lesbische Protagonierende zu bevorzugen. Dies dient als Vorbereitung für den Völkermord an echt männlichen Spieler:innen."

Fixierte es für dich

[–] Twakyr@feddit.org 35 points 19 hours ago
[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 46 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Everything on the internet is true

- Abraham Lincoln

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

He never fucking said that. It was mark twain.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I never fucking said that. It was Mark Twain.

- Abraham Lincoln

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

He did say that one. A buncha times.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

Your mom said that one. A buncha times.

- Abraham Lincoln

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

You're both wrong. It was Oscar Wilde.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

I was going to make a joke about it actually being lord byron, but then his daughter did say some pretty prescient shit on computer science.

[–] MangioneDontMiss@lemmy.ca 1 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

"Don't believe everything you see online"

-Albert Einstein

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 10 points 15 hours ago

10/10 full Marx.

[–] Ging@anarchist.nexus 5 points 13 hours ago

Engels was the OG wokester

[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 21 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Tits are now woke guys. It was only a matter of time

[–] flamingos@feddit.uk 18 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Glad to know that playing Super Lesbian Animal RPG is praxis.

[–] juliebean@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 hours ago

how is it? i played it years back when it was a my little pony fan game but haven't picked it up since it got the full release.

[–] OfCourseNot@fedia.io 4 points 16 hours ago

It exists! That's the actual name of the game! I am.. uhm.. what's the opposite of 'terribly disappointed'??

[–] wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

I love lemmyshitpost because people feel comfortable expressing their id here.

[–] Mrkawfee@feddit.uk 2 points 18 hours ago

Marxism is diabolical