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[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 25 points 2 days ago

Imagine caring that much about a corporate logo. Weirdos.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 5 points 1 day ago

I mean... A broken clock is right twice a day and all that

[–] gravitywell@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

After a bunch of free advertising, what a shocker!

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Are there people who would be likely to go to Cracker Barrel out there who didn't know about Cracker Barrel already?

[–] gravitywell@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The stock price sure seems to think so. Reality may be different, but the shareholders are happy.

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[–] _cryptagion@anarchist.nexus 19 points 2 days ago

I didn't give a shit when they changed it, and I still don't.

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Corporate always chickens out

❄️❄️❄️ brr, it's cold in here.

[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

I guess it’s easy to win a culture war where you’re the only belligerent

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago
[–] TorJansen@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

MAGAts can be mighty proud they "goterdun".

[–] numbermess@fedia.io 3 points 1 day ago

Now this place sucks even more than it did before! God damn this whole thing is stupid.

[–] numbermess@fedia.io -1 points 1 day ago

Now this place sucks even more than it did before! God damn this whole thing is stupid.

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