Some rando Starfleet officer: is secretly marquis
Sisko: I'm so goddamn fucking mad about this unforgivable breach of trust, imma do a genocide.
Sisko's literal fucking girlfriend: is secretly marquis
Sisko: is ok bby I forgive u
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Some rando Starfleet officer: is secretly marquis
Sisko: I'm so goddamn fucking mad about this unforgivable breach of trust, imma do a genocide.
Sisko's literal fucking girlfriend: is secretly marquis
Sisko: is ok bby I forgive u
I think Sisko only got so hung up about Eddington because he pulled his Maquis shit right on DS9, under Sisko's nose.
Yates tried to deal with the Maquis adjacent to his nose but she didn't fuck with station operations in the process. Also, she wasn't very subtle about it.
She also was just supplying them with basic goods, not weapons or intel. She also didn't stab the DS9 command staff in the back or go on a self-righteous holier-than-thou rant when she was caught. For all that Eddington mocks Sisko for taking it personally, Eddington went out of his way to make it personal.
I'm not mad. Just disappointed.
Whoa. This meme just made me realize that the doctor on the Orville is Kasidy Yates from DS9. It's been a while since I did a DS9 binge.
Seth McFarlane had a role as a star fleet background extra in Enterprise.
but she wasn't starfleet.
Benjamin Sisko in: The man with no chill.
Also, in that very episode, they relieved him of the duty of chasing that guy after he fucked it up and gave it to someone more capable. Didn't give a fuck. Sisko is a nice guy to the people he knows, but JFC the man has no chill or understanding of the boundaries of what he should do.
The Federation's version of Moon Knight.
remember, the only difference between the good timeline and the bad timeline is circumstance.
Sisko likes to do a little bit of war criming... As a treat.
"Your bluffing!"
"Well shit... I guess you won Javert."
Meanwhile Dennis & Dee's real dad joined with V'Ger
Prophets were serious try-hards too. Took over some lady on a far off planet just to get a "real boy TM" to be able to find an "just in case" orb hidden for thousands of years on some motherfucking Tatoonie sand bullshit planet, just to piss in the eye of some fire fucks that they stuck in a cave, on the off chance they ever got out.
Also, blipped tens of thousands of gamma quadrant citizens into the void in trade for "sisko cant take a spa day on Bajor" when that motherfucker was gonna be hanging with them anyway. That's some nepo baby bullshit.
Pretty easy to see where Sisko got his bad streak.
Also, let's not forget - let's not forget, Sisko - that altering the Nagus' thoughts, with a latinum based system, for uh, domestic, you know, within the quadrant - that ain't legal either.
I dunno, kinda makes sense when you realize the prophets don't exist in the linear flow of time. Maybe it's like the Bill & Ted time traps; they knew the pah wraiths were going to escape, so they set in motion those various events in the past so the sisko could pimp slap the Pah Wraiths back
Yep just one of the several times Sisko is actually kind of an evil scumbag.
Evil or completely misguided by untethered rage and extreme betrayal?
My favorite, albeit holosuite centered, example:
So what are you going to do, Mollari? Huh? Blow up the island.
Didn’t he poison two whole planets and then make the colonists trade? Or am I misremembering?
The Maquis used biogenic weapons on a Cardi colony, so Sisko responded in kind to a largely human populated Maquis planet. Threatening to go further finally stopped Eddington.
Thank you!
Sisko's poison. The poison from Sisko to poison the planet. That poison?