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[–] Mrkawfee@feddit.uk 100 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Reminds me of an early Bart Simpson

[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Looks like Barts older cousin

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 days ago

Because that fork has trisomy 21.

[–] GoddessGundy@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If I got it at Goodwill for $.10, 6/10 because obviously that's a manufacturing dud but I'll give it a good home and use it when all the other utensils are dirty.

I wouldn't be surprised to see this pathetic waste in some Michelin star restaurant pretending it's trendy and they wasted hundreds buying 200 for $15 each. In that case -5/10.

[–] untorquer@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Nah the michelin waste should be higher because some rich asshole lost an investment and some chef got a dream job for a while.

[–] DarkSirrush@lemmy.ca 26 points 3 days ago

Fuck OP for posting this awful fork/10

I immediately downvoted this fork.. then scrolled back because I hate the fork, not the post. -238/10

[–] falynns@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

3/10. Not great, Bob.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 3 days ago
[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago
  1. I hate it, but it appears functional
[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 17 points 3 days ago

This fork isn't stamped out of sheet steel. It appears to have been forged out of a round bar stock. For that alone, it receives high marks, despite the unconventional appearance.

8/10.

Insulting/purely decorative out of 10.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)
  1. It's not a good spork.
[–] db2@lemmy.world 22 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Excellent for pokin' olives. 7/10

I was gonna say eyes

[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

Limited usefulness because it's too narrow. Don't like the asymmetry. Appearance looks a little crude. I wouldn't want one. Tines seem overly sharp.

Probably good for getting olives out of jars.

[–] olafurp@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Will-stab-my-eye-out-to-never-see-it-again/10

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

7/10

Would suck for most situations but would excel in a few specific situations

[–] kinther@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Gonna be a 3/10 from me dawg

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Crab Fork

8/10 dependent on reasonably sized crab to accommodate.

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[–] kwilson@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

I'd give it a perfect 5/7

[–] jim3692@discuss.online 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I prefer this one. Way more area in the handle for better grip.

That's not a fork that's a thnork

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 12 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

Why TF is Lemmy's nerodiversity waypoints forks and bricks?

I mean, that's half of mine. How did we get here?

Edit: 2/10. I hate it, but it has heft.

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[–] RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip 12 points 4 days ago (2 children)

3.145183813819291837

Specific enough?

[–] Typhoon@lemmy.ca 14 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I guess but I'd prefer a rational answer.

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Yes, that's technically allowed.

[–] orenj@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 days ago

8/10. While inneficient in material usage, its streamlined form and unique silhouette should make it easy to clean and find if one of the fam accidentally takes it home.

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I rate everything like Jason from The Good Place, a 1 to 13 scale with 8 as the highest. I give this a 10.

[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Number five is number one. Number seven is number two. Number three and number four are tied for number three.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

I like my forks like I like my women, thick and tall. I rate this fork 10/10.

Pretentious restaurant/10. They're going to serve you bubbles or pour chocolate sauce on your hands or some dumb shit.

[–] Toes@ani.social 2 points 3 days ago

Looks pretty standard to me

[–] piefood@feddit.online 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

It looks like someone made a fork based on a toddler's drawing of a fork

[–] untorquer@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Something about the shape tells me this will be a 10/10 x-ray during an emergency room visit.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 2 days ago

4 out of 5 prongs.

[–] TastyWheat@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Tines are uneven, 4/10

[–] Nariom@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Badabinski@kbin.earth 7 points 4 days ago

backscratcher/10

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

5 because it at least appears to do the job

[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I can not rate this based on this photo. It doesn't even show the complete fork. And how much does it weigh? Where's the banana for scale?

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 12 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)
[–] lunarul@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

That's somehow worse

[–] Kabulanolac@piefed.social 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It looks like a Botero painting

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Certainly less than a full 4.

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