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[–] brisk@aussie.zone 32 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] itkovian@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago (1 children)

My first thought was: this is a hookah.

[–] bluecat_OwO@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (5 children)
[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Is it supposed to be a secret?

[–] bluecat_OwO@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago (2 children)

no its just an south east asian thing and I never thought people across the world would know about it

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

There were hella hookah bars that popped up in 2010 or so in California as a meet up spot for 20-30 year olds to just chill and try different flavored stuff.

[–] MycelialMass@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

I had a hookah when i was a teenager like 20 years ago

[–] Alteon@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Is the US, you can easily find Hookah bars all around our cities and suburbs. It's mostly a young person thing, but yeah....not an uncommon thing around here at least.

[–] bluecat_OwO@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

actually here in India, its mostly a thing old rural folks prefer though young people also use hookah, but I have seen more cigarette and blunts then this setup maybe even bongs

[–] itkovian@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I live in India and hookah is not unknown to us as there is a sub-culture surrounding hookah here.

[–] bluecat_OwO@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

ohhh rare to see indians, thats why I asked... Hi fellow indian!!

[–] itkovian@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Yeah it is pretty rare.

[–] deepus@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Of course! Saw one last night!

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Hookah? I hardly know her

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago

Man if the 50s weren't so racist they'd've loved hookah.

Fuck I could go for hookah…

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

Damn boomers need a machine to smoke for them.

[–] SparrowHawk@feddit.it 4 points 5 days ago

A hookah but worse

Autocancer-inator

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 69 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"Permits those confined to bed to smoke."

[–] 5in1k@lemmy.zip 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ngl. Would have been nice for my dad so he could have smoked while he was dying easier. Yeah it’s bad or whatever but he was already dying why try to quit and have nic fits too.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

Yeah like, let the dying not be withdrawing.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Man how the hell does humanity even still exist

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago
[–] Mrkawfee@feddit.uk 56 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It's just a less charming version of this

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 days ago

I only smoke Khalil Mahmoon

[–] stickly@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago

Wait until they discover the ~~hookah~~ water cooled robot smoker

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you read it closely - you can get a "tandem" set up. So two people can share this. They each get their own butt and tube.

[–] sidelove@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)

God gave us two nostrils for a reason.

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Good Point. Anyone against smoking is contradicting God himself who created our anatomy for us to easily enjoy smoking

[–] serenissi@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

'robot' is just older version of 'ai'

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

A robot is a thing that does things for you; it comes from the Czech robota meaning servitude, slavery, hard work, or drudgery

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[–] GargleBlaster@feddit.org 17 points 1 week ago

They had it so easy. Back in my days we had to smoke uphill in both ways

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

Automatic butt ejector.

[–] Botzo@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Reminds me of the old gas shaver kit my grandpa gave me on my 13th birthday.

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

That looks interesting - what is the tubing for?

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] stevestevesteve@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It's a gag gift, the implication is that you'd put the tube in your butt.

The extra fuel box contains beans, and the pamphlet has fake quotes with racial stereotypes including quotes from a Mr Wun Hunglow and Giovanni Ravioli

[–] mateofeo85@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Do you put the tube in your butthole?

[–] Botzo@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Do you shave with a different kind of gas?!

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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Better than burning the house down while smoking in bed

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 12 points 1 week ago

I never smoked because it was just too much effort. This would have made all the difference, if I'd known about it. Alas, all those wasted years without the pleasures of a good smoke.

[–] orangeyouglad@lemmy.today 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I had a patient who used one of these to smoke because he was on condensed oxygen. He's still caught on fire. 0/10. don't recommend

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

For those of you not familiar with it - there is a thing called an oxygen concentrator. You plug it in and it delivers almost 100% oxygen by filtering out the 80% of non oxygen gases in the ambient air. Most forced to use it fucked their lungs up from smoking. And you will find many continuing to smoke butts while they have a cannula in their nose delivering oxygen.

[–] Ersatz86@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

I’d hit that

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