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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Hold the cops down and paint them then

[–] JDPoZ@lemmy.world 106 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

The article title is framing things way too passively considering the reality which is :

"Florida Republicans order the erasure of mass shooting memorial for 49 murder victims targeted by a bigot wanting to kill members of the LGBT community"

[–] mere@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 day ago

...a mass shooting that took place LESS THAN A DECADE AGO

[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Seems like a good use of their time. Police jobs are basically welfare for the mediocre low iq dipshits from high school.

Police jobs are basically welfare for the mediocre low iq dipshits from high school.

Soon to be replaced with lower-paying ICE jobs for the schmos who don't even qualify to be cops. I personally wouldn't even be surprised if it turns out ICE is hiring undocumented immigrants, for the same reason everybody else does.

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[–] Carmakazi@lemmy.world 197 points 2 days ago (13 children)

So long as conservatives continue to exert exceptional effort to try and erase LGBT identity, people should attack Christian identity in equal measure. Tear down billboards with gospel on them. Deface publicly displayed crucifixes. Burn bibles in public.

[–] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 98 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Don't forget to remove churches from your communities..

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[–] NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip 36 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (7 children)

That is what they want.

Right wing shitheads have been trying to paint themselves as the victims for decades. "The War On Christmas" being one of the best examples. And as much fun as it would be to burn down a church (but not Korean Jesus, that dude is okay), all it will do is provide them the evidence they have been trying to manufacture all this time.

Because news media won't be reporting "As retaliation for the murder of a trans person, a bible was ceremonially burned". It will be "The fucking gays are burning your bibles, go get them"

[–] Carmakazi@lemmy.world 48 points 2 days ago (3 children)

They've been riding their train of manufactured victimhood and rage for decades and found great success, they don't strictly need a reason to abuse people.

Staying your hand because your enemy might get angry and retaliate is the mindset of the battered housewife. People should stand up for themselves even if that means violence in the end.

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[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 126 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Imagine being so insecure that you have to stop people from having a harmless shrine to a bunch of people killed in a mass murder.

Anyways, there's a lot of crosswalks and there's no way they can even long term focus on this crosswalk. Wait for them to leave, do it again.

[–] ImADifferentBird@lemmy.blahaj.zone 62 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You bring up a good point here. There are a lot of crosswalks. So what happens if people just start doing this at random crosswalks around the city?

[–] FaceDeer@fedia.io 47 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Aha, a crime wave! Deploy the National Guard!

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[–] 5too@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I was thinking, what else can we rainbow up while they're all looking at crosswalks?

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Postal boxes? Transformer boxes? Manhole covers? Park walking paths? Detention center fences? The houses of local homophobic politicians? Bike racks? Telephone poles?

[–] Machinist@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Defacing postal boxes is destruction of federal property. Up to 3 years and $200k. Also, postal inspectors will absolutely dick you down and make local Florida cops look even way more dumberer.

Postal inspectors are kind of like game wardens. They are cops, but, they mostly get a pass and they do a lot of good.

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[–] Typhoon@lemmy.ca 132 points 2 days ago (12 children)

Paint different crosswalks. How many crosswalks are in the city? I bet there are more than they have police to stand and watch them.

[–] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 98 points 2 days ago

What's that meme that was going around? Cities have enough police for one ten thousand person protest but ten one thousand person protests would cripple them? Take it a step futher with the crosswalks

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[–] porksnort@slrpnk.net 22 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Has anyone heard of Toynbee Tiles? These are interesting by themselves but the relevant point is how they are made.

You make a mosaic out of vinyl flooring chunks on a backing of paper and roofing tar as mastic.

You place them paper side up on asphalt pavement in hot weather. As cars drive over them, the paper and tar wear off revealing the vinyl mosaic.

Just a thought that a group of people could quickly make a rainbow crosswalk that can’t be painted over.

Toynbee Tiles

[–] Machinist@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I've never seen one, but have read about them.

Really interesting from a guerilla art perspective. Also, the durability is innovative.

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[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 48 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Civilian chalk artists now need armed civilan escorts to protect them from police.

Police are going to shoot someone for putting chalk on the pavement to remember the victums of a mass shooting.

This is America.

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[–] bitwolf@sh.itjust.works 41 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Why do they have the resources to do this and not watch for cars almost hitting pedestrians at the same crosswalks.

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 23 points 2 days ago (2 children)

simple, pedestrians aren't people

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[–] logicbomb@lemmy.world 46 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Earlier this week, Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy sent letters to all 50 governors calling for the removal of Pride crosswalks.

Just this part alone is super fucked up.

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Every cop needs to be identified. They will kill their own kids for being gay or trans and they need to see consequences for that.

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