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Anon hires a goth chick (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] UnculturedSwine@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 days ago (8 children)

I have never fucked a woman but I fucked my first man at 29. Does that make me virgin?

[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The writers of "The Ethical Slut" advocate for a very broad definition of having sex. They even have a (tongue-in-cheek) bit where they say that by reading the book, you and the authors are engaging in a form of having sex.

I'm not sure I totally agree with going that far, but I do think a broad definition is better.

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[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'll take it in another direction from the other responses and just say: people give too much of a fuck about this idea of virginity.

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[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'd say as long as it involves another person it counts.

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[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 8 points 2 days ago

Nah any sex is losing your virginity

[–] frog_brawler@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Is "gold star" dude a thing, or do only women get that label?

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[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 10 points 3 days ago

I was afraid of that as well

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