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I don't know about y'all, but I definitely needed to read this today

Shamelessly stolen from here

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[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 95 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

This just feels like I took that red pill in the matrix and now I get to live in that desolate wasteland ruled by the machines, but without the orgies.

[–] quid_pro_joe 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Our civilization grew faster than our primate brains. Well, most of us.

Option 1 - Figure out how to transfer our consciousness to another (more positive) reality. https://neurosciencenews.com/sleep-consciousness-neuroscience-29476/

Option 2 - Lets start that orgy! https://psychologyfor.com/what-is-an-orgy-8-tips-to-practice-it-successfully-and-safely/

[–] WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Option 3 - Elimination of harmful actors

[–] plyth@feddit.org 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

but without the orgies.

There are 50 upvotes from people who agree. That's an opportunity.

[–] Kn1ghtDigital@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 weeks ago
[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Maybe if you go out to some munches you might get invited to orgies.

[–] Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

NGL, that did work for me.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

No orgies, just a weird cringy dance party.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 2 points 3 weeks ago

And all the good corners to stand in are already taken.

[–] Doc_Crankenstein@slrpnk.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

Look, I don't approve of what Cipher did but there is a reason the Resistance has to stop recruiting adults.

[–] stabby_cicada@slrpnk.net 32 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I think the trillion-dollar propaganda machine has two components.

The first part convinces people not to care.

The second part targets people who do care and convinces them not to act, because the problem is so big and the difference you can make is so small and there's no hope of changing the inevitable and so on and so forth.

And too many good-hearted people who overcome the first part fall for the second.

So for anybody who needs to hear it:

You matter. You matter because you care about the problem. And you do have the power to contribute to the solution. Don't let anybody tell you otherwise.

[–] j_roby@slrpnk.net 9 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 15 points 3 weeks ago

That does make me feel better.

Got it. A trillion dollars and some.of the world's most intelligent and motivated people can't cure my crippling depression

[–] AnnyJoe@mastodon.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] j_roby@slrpnk.net 7 points 3 weeks ago

My apologies. Fixed.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

He’s not heavy. He’s my brother.

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

Never skip leg day

[–] underscores@lemmy.zip -4 points 3 weeks ago

I'd rather feel numb