It's not the scientists, it's a single journalist who is popping out these headlines. Some of those caught attention.
this post was submitted on 26 Aug 2025
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I don't get why Americans are doing their best to avoid the metric system. It's always weird discriptions. Like dishwashers, or in this case, half a giraffe. Just use bananas if (cubic) meters are too complex.
People enjoy when things are compared in this way, it’s really not that shocking.
It's more of a journalist thing. They take the words out of your mouth to reach their own conclusion fast and deliver an answer that'll fit inside the allocated screen time.
"When you heard that people use things instead of measurements to explain the size of other things, exactly how shocking was it to you?"
They describe these random things to avoid people talking about giraffes for hours.
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The thing that's bothering me is that they ended a question with a period. Why, random person on the Internet, why?
How much is it in bananas?
Easy. Just imagine only the spots part.
Should've used bananas for scale.
Bifurcated down between the eyes
Halved with a vertical cut.
What's with the spherical comments in a vacuum?
One of the first things they will teach you in engineering design is to start by simplifying the model. So if you're trying to figure out something like the surface area is a fish you assume it's a cylinder then the math is easy. Same thing with assuming the object is in a vacuum. If you do that you ignore wind resistance and it makes the math easier. You can come back later and take the wind resistance into account.
Laterally.