Please get this man some more hamberders, fries and cokes. Also, maybe some doritos, fried butter sticks and corn dogs, stat.
Also, he's a pedo that was best friends with a pedo.
this post was submitted on 25 Aug 2025
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I think your spelling is missing an “L”?
Lorn Logs?
He gets dumber by the minute
Department of Halo
Department of War Dependents Schools, or DoWDS.
It's more honest, at least.
I know this is out of place in this time in history, but I believe that to have been the case in the (maybe far) past.
Who started calling them ministries of defense and amidst what pressures from society?
Cool cool, let’s revert to the previous century as much as possible. Looks like he’ll be dead in a matter of weeks anyway
Someone should open a betting pool of how long before he dies from natural causes.
that should send a message of how "popular" he is.
I guess we couldn't have a female president because we'd have war only every 28 days