I voted for Trump because I was TIRED of getting into Wars!
this post was submitted on 25 Aug 2025
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If you really did so, I have a question for you: Why did you think you could trust him?
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Is this him finally fulfilling his promise to restore honesty in the government?
Now rename the IDF to the IOF.
I mean, it's a more accurate name I guess. It's concerning that they're dropping the euphemism, but it shouldn't be a surprise to anyone who's been paying attention.
give me nobel peace prize or else
This is a great sign. When they changed the war department to defense department, its primary mission went from defense to war. Now maybe it can go back.
Can anyone else load the article? I couldn’t. Does it address this?
Please get this man some more hamberders, fries and cokes. Also, maybe some doritos, fried butter sticks and corn dogs, stat.
Also, he's a pedo that was best friends with a pedo.
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The president of peace and all that.
We all agree this is just distraction and the arbitrary nonsense is really the point: "we make up what is true" is what they are trying to show.
I guess war is easier for him to spell...?
We are stuck in a time portal to 1929.
It's not even that nice when you abbreviate it:
Before: DOD = Dee Oh Dee. Has a nice flow
Now: DOW = Dee Oh Dup?
Let go Donnie!! Fuck grocery prices. This is what is important.
I'd suggest moving the coast guard and national guard, DHS, FBI to department of defense. Department of War/Offense that includes CIA/State department/NSA/Mind control propaganda is good. The $1T+ budget of department of offense represents $10k/year per tax filing household, and it becomes an obvious, even in "I like money" idiocracy state, that people could vote for a $10k annual dividend instead of paying for the department of offense.
It was already extreme BS to call US empire funding "defense".
It's more honest, at least.
How wasteful, since the US hasn't been at war since 1947...
Should be the department of military policing actions.
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He gets dumber by the minute
What's actually his idea behind that?
At least he's showing what America has always been. A power hungry warmongering country.