Funny

The biggest WTF is that there’s obviously a concept of "forbidden knowledge"

Kid has a plan. Let him cook.

If crabs can be taught to read a cookbook, perhaps they can learn to fry rice. And if they can do it, there’s hope for the shrimps.

Stairdac The Netherwatcher

It has long been believed that if crabs gained literacy, they would rapidly take over the world.

Everything becomes crab, even our empires.