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[–] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Is this the same guy?

People don't become rich and famous by challenging hegemony and uplifting the oppressed.

[–] JustTheWind@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

I'm sorry that a former rapper and gang-banger had to explain the concept of adoption to his grand-kid. Must have been traumatizing.

[–] frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.world 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I saw the video and he's like "I can't explain that" I mean.. there's time dilation and other, weirder stuff in the film, that didn't bother him? lol

[–] MBech@feddit.dk 6 points 1 day ago

"Adoption". It's not that fucking hard Snoop!

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

I can't explain that

Two people.lovr each other, the end

[–] DerdWurst@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Papa snoop. Why are there bitches in the living room getting it on?

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 11 points 1 day ago

Oh no, I had to talk to my kids. The horror.

[–] SuluBeddu@feddit.it 20 points 1 day ago

movie literally talks of time distortions

kids would be confused about a kiss

Sure

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 50 points 2 days ago (6 children)

If this is real, he's lost all street cred.

[–] Iambus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Based Snoop

[–] darcranium123@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Snoop Dogg sold out and lost his street cred in like 2005

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If homophobia surprises you then you haven’t listened to rap music of his era.

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[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 24 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

the first sign was him chilling with trump and right wingers. he smoked so much weed it damaged his brain.

[–] III@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Or... he's rich. Might have something to do with that.

[–] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 27 points 2 days ago (3 children)

MF was convincted for murder, but a 5 year old asking questions is too much?

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[–] yesman@lemmy.world 68 points 2 days ago (16 children)

I hate this argument. "You people can't exist in public because I might have to talk to my stupid kids".

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[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I've known quite a few older people who were lifetime pot smokers. They all ended up just a little fucked in the head. So much so I quit. Its a myth that pot makes you creative. I figured out how to be chill without it and the ideas I have now really work. While some people I know in my age group who still lean into it are not able to figure out or see the simplest of solutions. Its noticeable and I wish there was some way to study the long term cognitive decline of lifetime smokers. Dude can't explain how love is love. That its a personal choice everyone gets to make. Sounds like he doesn't want those kids to be free but be some version he has to approve of.

[–] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Weed does not cause homophobia. Give me an effing break.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

You made that leap of logic yourself. I was implying that habitual smoking makes you prone to idiotic thoughts. Hmmmmm.

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yup, same. I know some people that really seem to become less sharp with prolonged pot use. There is no free lunch, all drugs, when taken regularly, fuck you up. But, at the end we all die, so I'm going to enjoy a beer and a smoke every now and then. Just don't make it a habit, and when in any doubt, do less or quit.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, I've smoked a few times in the last five years. Less then five times. Usually in a social situation. Its the wake and bake dailies that will harm you. I really don't miss it. I was self medicating past abuses and as soon as I confronted them I didn't need it anymore.

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

Ouch. Yeah, the self-medication is a big problem in our society. Congrats to working your way out of it!

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[–] Zink@programming.dev 36 points 2 days ago (3 children)

My son just started third grade. It is actually super easy to answer questions like this if you're a kind person who allows others to keep their humanity if they are different, and if you actually cultivate a relationship with your child.

Explaining how two women parent a child? Wow, that must be tough my snoop guy. Better to just hide from the public like a little bitch, as you might say.

I mean, I've had to address things like the topic of death because of a grandparent dying young and a future sibling ending in a miscarriage. And the original due date recently passed too. oof.

But thank fucking god that in my family's weakened state, none of us were assaulted by the vile image of two women holding hands and kissing a baby on the head at the same time.

Check this out though Dogg: if you were sent back 50 years in time with white skin and no memory, within a week you'd be fighting to bring back segregation. Cunt.

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[–] khaleer@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 day ago

Papa snoop took his grandchild to the cinema to nake him shut the fuck up, and instead, it asks questions!

[–] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 52 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

It's wild to me that someone who got rich selling songs to teens about fucking bitches, selling drugs and killing cops could keep a straight have (edit: face! Straight face!) while saying he's offended about anything.

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If they are old enough to ask, they are old enough to hear "I dunno, ask your Mom".

[–] Elmirador@lemmy.zip 21 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Snoop dog, “murder was the case that they gave me”, album called doggy style, straight up gangster, legendary pothead, criminalized and still became a successful decent person who has released affirmation songs for kids recently. Doesn’t understand gays.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 22 points 2 days ago

He's really just starting his right winged grift phase. Happens to lots of rich folk who are starting to fade from the contemporary cultural zeitgeist.

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[–] acchariya@lemmy.world 116 points 2 days ago (20 children)

Yes, a cartoon lesbian couple is highly inappropriate for the grandson of a drug huffing, ho banging gangster.

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[–] stevestevesteve@lemmy.world 201 points 3 days ago (3 children)

"well baby snoop it's called adoption" as if they'd have a problem explaining little orphan Annie or Stuart little or any number of adopted children

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