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[–] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Is this the same guy?

People don't become rich and famous by challenging hegemony and uplifting the oppressed.

[–] JustTheWind@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

I'm sorry that a former rapper and gang-banger had to explain the concept of adoption to his grand-kid. Must have been traumatizing.

[–] frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.world 7 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

I saw the video and he's like "I can't explain that" I mean.. there's time dilation and other, weirder stuff in the film, that didn't bother him? lol

[–] MBech@feddit.dk 6 points 21 hours ago

"Adoption". It's not that fucking hard Snoop!

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 2 points 20 hours ago

I can't explain that

Two people.lovr each other, the end

[–] DerdWurst@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Papa snoop. Why are there bitches in the living room getting it on?

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 11 points 1 day ago

Oh no, I had to talk to my kids. The horror.

[–] SuluBeddu@feddit.it 20 points 1 day ago

movie literally talks of time distortions

kids would be confused about a kiss

Sure

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I've known quite a few older people who were lifetime pot smokers. They all ended up just a little fucked in the head. So much so I quit. Its a myth that pot makes you creative. I figured out how to be chill without it and the ideas I have now really work. While some people I know in my age group who still lean into it are not able to figure out or see the simplest of solutions. Its noticeable and I wish there was some way to study the long term cognitive decline of lifetime smokers. Dude can't explain how love is love. That its a personal choice everyone gets to make. Sounds like he doesn't want those kids to be free but be some version he has to approve of.

[–] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Weed does not cause homophobia. Give me an effing break.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

You made that leap of logic yourself. I was implying that habitual smoking makes you prone to idiotic thoughts. Hmmmmm.

[–] syreus@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (2 children)

It's all starting to make sense. Excessive marijuana use makes people gravitate toward conservative ideology. Man are all those old hippies going to be upset when I give them the news.

Apparently I need to add this: /s

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

If that makes sense to you then you don't know any lifelong pot smokers.

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[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yup, same. I know some people that really seem to become less sharp with prolonged pot use. There is no free lunch, all drugs, when taken regularly, fuck you up. But, at the end we all die, so I'm going to enjoy a beer and a smoke every now and then. Just don't make it a habit, and when in any doubt, do less or quit.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, I've smoked a few times in the last five years. Less then five times. Usually in a social situation. Its the wake and bake dailies that will harm you. I really don't miss it. I was self medicating past abuses and as soon as I confronted them I didn't need it anymore.

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

Ouch. Yeah, the self-medication is a big problem in our society. Congrats to working your way out of it!

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 50 points 1 day ago (6 children)

If this is real, he's lost all street cred.

[–] Iambus@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago

Based Snoop

[–] darcranium123@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Snoop Dogg sold out and lost his street cred in like 2005

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If homophobia surprises you then you haven’t listened to rap music of his era.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago

seriously. even the most forward thinking popular rap group (a tribe called quest) had a (unreleased) song about how much they hate gay people

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[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 24 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

the first sign was him chilling with trump and right wingers. he smoked so much weed it damaged his brain.

[–] III@lemmy.world 6 points 23 hours ago

Or... he's rich. Might have something to do with that.

[–] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 27 points 1 day ago (3 children)

MF was convincted for murder, but a 5 year old asking questions is too much?

[–] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 1 points 22 hours ago

Buzz Lightyear of course

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[–] yesman@lemmy.world 68 points 2 days ago (15 children)

I hate this argument. "You people can't exist in public because I might have to talk to my stupid kids".

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[–] khaleer@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 day ago

Papa snoop took his grandchild to the cinema to nake him shut the fuck up, and instead, it asks questions!

[–] Zink@programming.dev 36 points 1 day ago (3 children)

My son just started third grade. It is actually super easy to answer questions like this if you're a kind person who allows others to keep their humanity if they are different, and if you actually cultivate a relationship with your child.

Explaining how two women parent a child? Wow, that must be tough my snoop guy. Better to just hide from the public like a little bitch, as you might say.

I mean, I've had to address things like the topic of death because of a grandparent dying young and a future sibling ending in a miscarriage. And the original due date recently passed too. oof.

But thank fucking god that in my family's weakened state, none of us were assaulted by the vile image of two women holding hands and kissing a baby on the head at the same time.

Check this out though Dogg: if you were sent back 50 years in time with white skin and no memory, within a week you'd be fighting to bring back segregation. Cunt.

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If they are old enough to ask, they are old enough to hear "I dunno, ask your Mom".

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