i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god
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20+ updates of racist shit and fake news from facebook don't count
Grok is evolving
...as measured by the number of slurs it tells to minorities, or what?
Racisms per minute (RPM)?
Fuck he's so stupid
Now that's quality shitpost by Elon "Dumbass" Musk.
This is kind of funny but sad, like when you see an animal accidentally kill itself.
It just has more vibe-coding bugs than the rest.
This is nothing new. Workers trying to fake productivity to fool the capitalists, no matter for what reason capitalists think they deserve.
They're just fixing more shit, right?
Sure they are.
Oh Elon. You lying sack of shit. Go sell your wares elsewhere.
That statement would make a lot more sense with a benchmark graph based on standardised tasks.
If only the reddish bar is for "Number of iOS App Updates (Last 2 Weeks)", what are the other bars?
The fact that your webwrapper frontend app, which could just as easily not exist and the core product will still work with 100% functionality, has up be updated so frequently is actually a bad thing, Elon. It means your developers can't code for shit. Probably because they're using Grok to code Grok.
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I thought Musk was in a ketamine hole when announcing lawsuit against Apple and OpenAI. Waking up briefly to add this legal argument is not proof of not still being in hole.
Some underling must've whipped up that graphic in a desperate attempt to find good news so E-lawn wouldn't feed him to the dogs. Worked a little too well and now the emperor is strutting around in all his exhibitionistic finery.
All that’s missing is the linked in dweeb quoting this sayin “Elon is truly ahead in the AI Game!”
unlike the other AI companys, hes using GROK as a pure propaganda machine, the others were trying to profit from it, but is losing money instead.
so called not see updates
As a sanity check, is this the guy launching a crap-ton into space for the future of humanity?
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I can also rapidly publish bunk ass updates to my app to the App Store so that I can make a funny chart that impresses my shareholders
Like let me just add some random line breaks to my source and rebuild the app bundle. Look at that growth!