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[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 341 points 2 months ago (16 children)

Don't hide it Japan, you're just doing this to make cat girls

[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 124 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Why stop there? I want my dog and fox and wolf girls too

[–] muhyb@programming.dev 42 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 56 points 2 months ago

Nothing comes between a horse girl and her daddy’s money.

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[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 33 points 2 months ago (8 children)

Won't someone think of the poor working class furries? A fur suit can already cost 10 or 20 grand. Now they're going to have to add cyborg body parts to the mix as well? Talk about gentrification!

[–] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Gerontofication, in this case.

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[–] Tier1BuildABear@lemmy.world 85 points 2 months ago

Also these ears will help to uh, absorb the echoes and extra noise of the world around you. Yeah.

[–] Sergio@piefed.social 16 points 2 months ago

Looks more like Mecha-Godzilla, tho.

[–] naught101@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So, uh, you reckon you could fit eight of those on one person?

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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 146 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How about bionic ear appendages to combat hearing loss?

[–] Kevlar21@piefed.social 41 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 131 points 2 months ago

No, cat ears.

[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 33 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Is that like a sexually transmitted ear infection?

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No, it's aurally transmitted.

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[–] perishthethought@piefed.social 78 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I posted this comment on another thread:

My elation can't be measured.

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[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 64 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Imagine working in a retirement home and one day one of the residents tells you "I am taking part in this clinical trial" and then she comes back as Doctor fucking Octopus.

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[–] cogitase@lemmy.dbzer0.com 63 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Is that photo AI? All the videos of the real prototype look substantially different.

https://youtu.be/vLwpMu_msW0

[–] Sergio@lemmy.world 67 points 2 months ago (2 children)

At best it's concept art, tho that thin strap probably wouldn't serve the purpose they're looking for. At worst it's generated by clickbait article writers.

How could they pass up an "electrified facehugger penis sheath" image like this?

https://www.cnn.com/style/article/japan-robotic-tail-intl-hnk-trnd/index.html

fr tho it's pretty cool research

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[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 27 points 2 months ago

You're right, it seems. That video is old (6 years), but I couldn't find any photos or videos that look substantially different from it.

"Arque tail" is the keywords to search for, if anyone wants to do their own research.

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[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 55 points 2 months ago

Furry costumes just got more lifelike.

[–] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 55 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Now if it can stab people and drain them of their bioenergy, I can reach my final form!

Cell, from *Dragonball Z, in his first hatched form

[–] kieron115@startrek.website 18 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I'm supposed to be cleaning but now I'm laughing too hard imagining some "saturday morning cartoon" tokusatsu show about a squad of mecha-grandmas.

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[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 41 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I have a feeling a completely different audience has a definite interest. They would just cover it in the same fur as the rest of their costume.

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 18 points 2 months ago (20 children)

I was hoping for research into genetically adding one to a human, but I'll.take this.

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[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 40 points 2 months ago

The next thing I need is an articulated mouth and the ability to spit fire. And spikes on my back!

For balance as well, obviously.

[–] Zyratoxx@fedia.io 34 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Can I... uhhm... get one too? Maybe a little more fluffy? Ohh, and it would be nice if it could wag too... U know... Just for... uhhm... balancing purposes...

(β€˜~β€˜; )

πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ

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[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, that'll help elderly people with mobility issues β€” hucking another 5 kg of metal, motors and batteries around.

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The way it’s depicted, the weight will be felt around the center point of the body. That’s where it exerts the least force. Also I contest the notion that a difference of 5kg is that significant, even in elderly people.

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[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 33 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Yup. That's the most cost-effctive solution to the elderly falling problem. Trust me there is no other reason we are doing this.

[–] kofe@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

My dreams of kick boxing like a kangaroo may finally come truee

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[–] axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Cat girls or helping the elderly walk steadily?

[–] sunbytes@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Will it stop my girlfriend from poking at my butthole when I'm above her on the stairs?

[–] Star@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 months ago

Nothing will

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[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I can think of another demographic that would like this...

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 20 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It's Japan, we all know what they really invented it for. But they needed something acceptable to put on the grant application

[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago (15 children)

In all seriousness, human elderlies are actually evolutionary anomaly, because if Darwinian tenet of "survival of the fittest" applies 100% of the time, they would not be the norm. But the fact that old people are prevalent in human society is the proof that we are compassionate and loving creatures that transcend cold evolutionary programming. We care for others and the vulnerable.

[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Almost all of it comes down to how long it takes to raise children. It takes a lot more people and effort and time to raise humans vs any other species, and its made us unique in that we have essentially support roles. Elderly people, people who can't or dont want to have kids of their own, even older children, all have a role to play in making sure we make it to adulthood and continue the species.

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[–] null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 months ago

Sure, in the context of physical abilities.

However, i think bands of hominids who care for each other have a survival advantage. I guess thats who we've evolved to be social creatures.

Also,, nanna might not be able to hunt mammoths anymore, but she knows what to do in years when the mammoth dont come.

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago (4 children)

This is just the first step towards making Dr Octopuss a reality. AND WE DON'T HAVE SPIDERMAN TO SAVE US!!!!

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[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 21 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Finally something to balance the enormous mass I have in front.

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[–] AdrianTheFrog@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago

Looking at other papers from the same lab and this is the silliest paper I've ever seen, they're evaluating the effect of shining rgb lights at glass noodles on the eating experience

https://arxiv.org/pdf/2502.06069

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 months ago (4 children)

honestly the best posture advice I have ever gotten is to sit like I have a tail (you would have to tilt your hips forward and stick your butt out behind you to put the tail up behind you rather than curling your tailbone under such that you'd be sitting on the tail).

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 17 points 2 months ago

About time they did something for the furries.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

YES. THIS IS THE GOAL.

[–] SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 months ago

I would put it on the front

[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 14 points 2 months ago (3 children)
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