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[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 29 points 3 days ago

Dating for american presidents be like:

[–] socsa@piefed.social 203 points 3 days ago (21 children)

A perfect example of why median exists

[–] WillFord27@lemmy.world 78 points 3 days ago

Easy mistake, her name is Merida. Not sure what she's a perfect example of though?

[–] Ethanol@pawb.social 14 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Percentile gang, let's go! 😎

The median, or 50th percentile, here would be 17 or 18, meaning 50% of the princesses are aged 17 or lower, and 50% are aged 18 or higher.

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[–] miraclerandy@lemmy.world 134 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

This still is killing me. Why is this so funny? All the others look like good images of the characters!

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 69 points 3 days ago (3 children)

This is just how people with Scottish blood look when you take photos of them, my source is my family photo album.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 hour ago

so what you're saying is that if i raid a scottish blood bank i'll look funny on the security cameras when leaving the building?

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 12 points 3 days ago

And if you take a picture with a flash, they get a sunburn.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Frazzled and caught slightly unprepared?

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 17 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Either that or somehow merging with the local environment, which is what I do. I can be the focus of the foreground taking up 50 percent of the picture and still be missed. It's great security cameras just don't recognize me and when I worked at Amazon during covid it took them a bit to get me on the infracamera because I was apparently the same temp as the air.

Edit:Covid not civic

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 32 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

She looks like a meerkat.

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[–] Frostbeard@lemmy.world 38 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This is why the concept of statistical outlier and standard deviation exists.

Had I seen something like this in any analysis I would either assume some fault in the measurement (either reading or technical) or error in punching the data. Then ignored the result if it couldn't be reproduced, but leave it in the raw data/graph/figure and explain the exlution.

[–] thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 days ago

Heck, even opting for median age over the mean would work in this case!

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm not usually one to care about how a meme is cropped but... goddamn lol

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

those random Korean letters at the bottom are absolutely critical to the meme and had to be included

[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 35 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

I'm surprised that the Frozen sisters are 21 and 24. I thought they were closer in age, and younger.

Edit: They are actually 18 and 21 in Frozen. The second movie is 3 years later.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I’m surprised that the Frozen sisters are 21 and 24. I thought they were closer in age, and younger.

I can't help but notice the earlier entries are tagged as younger when there's no real notable age gap between, say, Jasmine and Elsa. Jane Porter, from Tarzan, could easily be in her late-20s/early-30s. Aurora and Cinderella could be anywhere from a very mature 16 to a slightly immature 24 (if their birthdays weren't a pivotal part of their plots, anyway). Mulan is punching way above her weight class at age 16. Esmerelda could pass as early 30s, easily, just on her mannerism and professional talent.

The only one that really works at this age bracket is Alice.

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[–] SunshineJogger@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago

Alice in wonderland isn't a princess tho.

[–] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 42 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The Alien Xenomorphs can live for millennia, and they’ve been technically eligible as Disney princesses since March 2019.

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[–] wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 69 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Wasnt Snow White in a magical sleep for like a hundred or so years?

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 73 points 3 days ago (8 children)

I mean, yes, but she's only physically and mentally 14.

If you put a child in cryostasis until she's technically 18 you would still be a pedo if you did anything to her.

[–] JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 65 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Oh, no, this is the next big startup fad, isn’t it?

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 43 points 3 days ago

Hello and welcome to Epstein Cryo-land!

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[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 23 points 3 days ago (4 children)

That embryo frozen for 24 years or whatever that was successfully implanted and carried to term didn't emerge from the womb 6'1" with an MBA.

Would you have looked at an embryo frozen for 18 years and said "uh-hhuhuh, she's totally legal"?

Same logic applies.

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[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 57 points 3 days ago (7 children)

Alice is only a princess in Kingdom Hearts lore.

Merida is technically Pixar. She's like a step-Princess.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 33 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Which reminds me, where's Leia?

[–] lime@feddit.nu 27 points 3 days ago (8 children)
[–] AlDente@sh.itjust.works 32 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

By the time that Brave was made, Pixar was a wholly owned subsidiary of Disney. That's a distinction without a difference.

[–] Xatolos@reddthat.com 28 points 3 days ago (1 children)

By this logic then Sally from the Nightmare Before Christmas should also be a Disney princess since Touchstone Pictures was wholly owned by Disney.

All hail Disney Princess Sally!

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago

I'm ok with this. 😊

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[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 23 points 3 days ago

Esmeralda being 18 is throwing me for a loop. Idk why. All the other ones I can get past looks because they're all meant to be young (and many have ages stated) but I literally never once viewed Esmeralda as a teenager in the movie. Early 20s maybe. Maybe they mentioned it and I forgot.

Crazy movie though. Frolo is so fucked.

[–] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Okay, but Kidagakash skews the average so sharply that she's proof of the need for weigthing.

Also, are Alice & Jane actually considered princesses? Jane is Lady Greystone and I could accept her for that, but Alice is just a kid. And if direct adaptations count, why not Wendy? Why not Tiger Lily (who counts if Pocahontas does)? Or Dejah Thoris, the titular "Princess of Mars"?

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[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 32 points 3 days ago (13 children)

Is Alice 10 in Disney? In Lewis Carroll's original work she is 8.

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[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 26 points 3 days ago (9 children)

Wow, I better stop jerking it to Jasmine. 🤷

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[–] TheKingBombOmbKiller@lemmy.zip 13 points 3 days ago

I didn't realize Mulan was a child soldier until now.

[–] bassomitron@lemmy.world 24 points 3 days ago (8 children)

Wtf movie is the 8800 from? That and the top right are the only characters I don't recognize.

[–] saigot@lemmy.ca 58 points 3 days ago

Atlantis, her name is kida, altantians are super long lived because of the crystal on her neck.

[–] ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 36 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

That one with the skinny dude with glasses.

Okay, I think I found it: "Atlantis: The Lost Empire"?

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