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[–] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago

Tesla or Curie I think

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 60 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"So, did you ever have any plans to build that helicopter thing you drew?"

"Chi sei? Dove sono? Come sono arrivato qui?"

"Sorry, what?"

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago

You could use a phone to translate what people who speak in modern languages are saying, but I don't know how well it would translate to and from 15th century Italian.

[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Consent?

As if any of these people want to talk to ME for 3 hours?

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Maybe Hawkings wheelchair battery died, and you are at the bus stop. What's he going to do? Say no? See, he would never say no.....because of the implication.

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 90 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Are they time traveling to see me, or am I time traveling to see them?

Because if it's the latter, Hawking on June 28, 2009.

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 43 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Was that his famous time travel party?

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 35 points 3 days ago

Yes. Would be rude to turn down an invitation.

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[–] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago

Leonardo to blow his mind and maybe make a time paradox

Tesla to explain to him that he really needs to take some financial advice because it's not about him, it's about people using his techniques.

Edison to punch in the face repeatedly for an hour

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

With Marie Curie but perhaps via zoom.

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[–] antsu@lemmy.wtf 97 points 4 days ago

Can I pick 2 and have them talk to each other instead? Would love to watch Hawking get Newton up to speed on some stuff.

[–] phx@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I'd go for Leonardo. The others - while I understand things at a basic level - I'd likely not be able to understand most of their fields.

Maybe Tesla but I'm not sure if the conversation would end up centered around some of the neat science stuff I could grasp or pigeons with laser-eyes ...

[–] Tweet@feddit.uk 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

while I understand things at a basic level

... including Italian, right? Otherwise it could be a brief chat.

[–] phx@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago

Ok... well we are discussing the fictive ability to speak with somebody who is dead. I'm assuming that whatever necromancy/chronomancy is involved included some sort of translation.

Hell, if it's necromancy then the only thing we might get out of poor Leo is a "cerveeeeeeelli" before he lunges across the table :-)

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[–] randomaside@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 3 days ago

The answer is Feynman

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 55 points 3 days ago (2 children)

None. I give my spot to someone who wouldn't waste it.

I can't speak on their level, and I'm okay with that. I've worked around some absolutely amazing geniuses in my career and I'm happy to be the worker bees in the arrangement. I'm no slouch, and I've done my own share of really cool stuff, but I wouldn't waste such an opportunity on me.

Give it to the Steve Baumels, the Tomas Bartas and the Jeff Linds of the world, the unsung bright spots in our tech march forward.

I'll save everyone a spot at lunch and try to get in on the group photo.

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[–] Shanmugha@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Really? Only one woman? Marie Curie is my choice

[–] varyingExpertise@feddit.org 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

3h in a room with her might put you over your annual allowed radiation limit though.

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[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 13 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Probably Einstein, because he seems like an interesting dude beyond his physics. He liked philosophy, for example, and is one of the examples that I invoke when I argue that university level science education should involve more philosophy — Einstein wasn't an anomaly in this respect, but a good symbol for discussing how the practice of scientists doing philosophy seems to have waned over the 20th century.

He was also pro-socialism, and had sensible takes about how science isn't a universal solution to stuff, but a specialised tool that is good for some problems but not for others.

Related: those who enjoy long video essays may enjoy this one from an awesome ex-astrophysicist: Einstein Was a Socialist; Should We Care? (1h16m)

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[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 64 points 3 days ago (1 children)

To make it fair you should get extra time with hawking

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)

To ask him what he saw on the island

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[–] Tiger666@lemmy.ca 12 points 3 days ago

I'll take Richard Feynman for nine hours please.

[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'd ask nikola tesla three times what he thinks about Tesla using his name for an inferior car that shouldn't even be a thing.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"This guy put my name on his shitty car company??"

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[–] laz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 days ago

Feynman didn't even write his books

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago
[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Alan Turing, the father of modern computer science. I'd also probably s his d because he's technically a dilf. 🫦

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Seeing your answer made me go "oh damn, yeah, I can't believe I didn't say Turing in my answer (I chose Einstein), because he would definitely be my choice. I must've missed that he was on there. After going back up to check the image, I conclude that you cheated, because Turing wasn't an option :P

I'll allow it though, because it's a good answer

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[–] stelelor@lemmy.ca 28 points 3 days ago (8 children)

Feynman, mainly because he was an amazing professor and knows how to talk to people.

Einstein and Newton disliked people, so they would be terrible conversationslists outside their areas of expertise. I think that was true of Leonardo as well. Edison is also out because he was a dick.

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[–] SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works 47 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Edison. For 3 hours, in a padded room, where no-one can hear his screams.

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[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 53 points 4 days ago (6 children)

Tesla. I feel there's so much we don't know, let alone understand, about his ideas. Have we overly sane/crazy washed him?

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[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Edison but instead of talking to him, I Rick Roll him for three hours.

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[–] MTK@lemmy.world 24 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I would need like a decade of prep to have any meaningful discussion with any of them 😅

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[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Hawkings, how was Epstein island?

[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Feynman, over a beer, at a strip club.

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[–] garlicandonions@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] HereIAm@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

We need to get Euler in there as well!

[–] Adalast@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

God, I literally cannot choose. That list is probably my perfect list of scientific figures in history. Aside from Edison, he can burn in hell.

The only ones I might add would be Goodenough and Gauss.

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[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Who's gonna tell Tesla what his name stands for now?

[–] Jela@lemmy.today 3 points 2 days ago

Tesla would be my answer just to help him sue Musk for using his namesake. I'm petty like that though..

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Tesla. From what I have heard, he was eccentric ( paranoid possibly? ) so it'd be fun to see if I could get him to think I'm some sort of government agent looking to stop him from doing what he does.

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[–] aramova 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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