Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they can understand, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to: !unclejokes@lemmy.world
Adult topics with which to be cautious or avoided: drugs, sex, death, racism.
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submitted 4 weeks ago by chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Goddamnit.

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[–] Ch3rry314@piefed.social 56 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Absence makes the heart grow fonder.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 weeks ago

Thanks man that was bugging me all afternoon

[–] Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world 23 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I don’t know if I should be impressed or disappointed

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

Both. Definitely both.

[–] flubba86@lemmy.world 13 points 4 weeks ago

My only gripe with this telling is that a rotten tooth is not the same thing as an abscess.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 11 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Burnt???

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 14 points 4 weeks ago

I think it’s describing a sound like brrrnt, but he’s using a “u” to make it easier to pronounce.

[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago

Y'all are really shitting on my dad's dad joke lol

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 6 points 4 weeks ago

I want a refund of my lost minute!

[–] ChetManly@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago

0/10... sorry