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[–] Flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

Wizard dogs.

I've had this stuck in my head since you posted it and I'm convinced it's the best meme posted on lemmy; period.

[–] dukatos@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

My dog eats them from my finger...

[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 7 points 1 day ago

That's why i pur it on their coat. It's a fun little snack for them to find later

[–] blackris@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 day ago

This is the way.

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Exusia@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] TeddE@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

It was just dog eye matter 🎶

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 2 points 1 day ago
[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My poor little boy gets his eye gookies cleaned daily, but I would never wipe them back on him! That's just cruel

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 3 points 18 hours ago

I'm genuinely disturbed that people would even consider this

We have running water and paper towels, why would you dirty the puppy?!??

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

Looks like my grandpa took this screen grab from his photo gallery to share with me.

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is it weird that my greyhound eats her eye goobers?

[–] West_of_West@piefed.social 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My cockapoo is offended if he isn't offered first dibs on goober.

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

When our poodle mix was with us, she went mad for them, and same. It was a special salty treat she made herself, in her mind.

[–] SillyDude@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

Must get the eye boogies