Macrohard..the kind of joke that 11 year olds made on AOL in 1994
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And that’s basically it!
Macrohard, another very funny joke from Elon's brilliant mind.
Good luck to Musk then. Was listening to a cybersec podcast on my morning dog walk and one of the stories was about the amount of security flaws that can be created with AI coding machines. Unless you're aware of the language, exploits, weaknesses etc. etc.
What a dumbass. Every time he opens his smarmy gob these days he makes himself seem dumber every time.
It's the drugs, the sycophants, and the power.
He's completely lost touch and has gone full megalomaniac.
"Oh, yes, chief, creating a giant bowl of cheese is so original, you're a genius", a sycophant.
"God. I'm a god", Musk.
"Yes, chief, you're a god", a sycophant.
"I'm so amazing that people think I'm a god", musk.
I think there's a touch of cognitive decline happening, too. Or like a serious brain injury.
I made that joke when I was 13 years old...
what makes you think fElon isn't 13 years old too?
Musk is like a science experiment to see how cripplingly stupid you can make a nepo baby without them losing all their generational wealth, except it went in a fascinating new direction instead.
Dude claims he can code. I want to see him personally make Doom run on a Tesla.
This is dumb on a different level
This guy tries so hard to be cool.
I’m so tired of this idiot ass fucking dystopia.
I agree. Why can't we have a dystopia where we have neon gangs with wicked aesthetics that are armed with fully automatic firearms purchased from a vending machine outside a liquor store.
Batman Beyond really gave me unreasonable expectations.
I was referring to cyberpunk 2077 style stuff. But I get you.
For the love of god, just OD on ketamine already.
"Be the change you want to see ol in the world"
-Luigi
Unfortunately dying from ketamine overdose is extremely rare.
Jesus.... it's like watching these people cause a train wreck in slow motion, and we're on the train.
At least its good to know that these fucktard billionaires can make tons of terrible business decisions over and over again, but have so much money that every once in a while their business decisions still make them gigantic, irrational, sums of money.
That's what the Cybertrucks were for all along
First thought: Well, usually i'd laugh, but it's microsoft, so this might actulally work
second thought: wait, Twitter also doesn't produce any hardware... why not start there?
Wait until Musk comes forward with the Macrohard GamerX series of consoles, to play AI slop games.
And the circuitry and QA is also done by AI.
I can take this one: Because he doesn’t actually care about creating anything of value. If he truly believed in it, you’re right, Twitter or even Tesla’s software engineers would be on the chopping block and he’d replace them with AI as soon as he can. But he doesn’t.
He knows this is a longshot. Most likely to fail, but very profitable on the near-impossible chance that it works. But he doesn’t care even if the odds are truly impossible. Because this is an investment opportunity, so people will throw money his way, no matter what the odds.
People assume he’s an idiot, and he is. But he’s not stupid, at least not in every way. He certainly has a skill for separating others from their money, which he happily takes advantage of.
It should be possible for a car to not run over people, too. That seems like a more pressing computing issue.
MACROHARD, GET IT???
I'm hilarious and edgy, so my cars can kill a few people, as a treat.
oh man i'm so glad this musk slop ended up on my feed without any real critical comment or insight, just some shitty link and misleading headline
thanks OP
Microsoft is a very low bar tbh
Sounds like something a teenager would come up with - this is exactly what I'd expect Musk to do
It is literally a joke I made in high school, ~25 years ago.
He’s such a loser.
I remember back when I was a kid it was hard to convince people that wealth and success was not a matter of being better, smarter, or harder working - as we were told - but rather almost entirely a matter of luck. Thankfully, Elon Musk has shown many people the light that I could not. Thank you, Elon
To be fair there is one personal trait that's really important to wealth and success, the willingness to walk over the bodies of your peers.
and that's exactly why I'll never be megawealthy. or even just wealthy.
https://www.monbiot.com/2011/11/07/the-self-attribution-fallacy/
If wealth was the inevitable result of hard work and enterprise, every woman in Africa would be a millionaire. The claims that the ultra-rich 1% make for themselves – that they are possessed of unique intelligence or creativity or drive – are examples of the self-attribution fallacy.
And here I thought the Windows 11 enshitification couldn't get worse.
Nobody should ever trust anything Musk wants them to install on their devices.
Will they be self playing, crash and burn a lot too, maybe nice angular jutting out corners, made from stainless steel, be called the CyberStation 👍
Vibe coded Operating System. And Office suite. And cloud offering. And Enterprise. And SaaS. And game console.
What could go wrong?
Ah yes, i will wait for it while I am travelling in the hyperloop
"It's not that hard! I swear" (Elon)
Software, as far as I can tell, solves no real problems anymore and can be as baroque, rococo, and absurd as you want because the hardware is massively powerful and cheap.
I've said it before, early on he should have become reclusive and hired PR people to filter his ideas out to his companies and the public, and he'd be considered a prodigy and genius and wouldn't have the self-induced failures he does. But that goes against his narcissistic personality, so it wasn't going to happen.
I think he is just upset that South Park didn't have a parody of him with a small dick, yet