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[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 6 hours ago

the other russian asset hegseth fires generals at the behest of putin, because iran is putins ally. this is at the same time russian asset tulsi gabbard cut funding to a intelligence team.

[–] UncleGrandPa@lemmy.world 9 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Eventually in Nazi Germany it became more dangerous to enrage the Feuer... Than it was being wrong

This greatly assisted in their defeat

Let us hope it works again

[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 7 points 19 hours ago

This is the weakness of authoritarian regimes. Putin's guys were all telling him what he wanted to hear in the lead up to the invasion on Ukraine. "They'll greet us as liberators, it'll be over in a week, two weeks tops."

Next comes the corruption. You know your job is solely about telling the boss what he wants to hear, which will often be lies. If you're a liar and in control of a procurement budget, you can move the money for your own benefit. You'll have to lie to your boss about spending the money for what it's intended, but since you have your job because you're willing to lie to your boss, why not lie about how your budget was spent?

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 day ago

Surround yourself with yes-men and everything will be fiiiiiine!

[–] Waldelfe@feddit.org 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

My father used to tell jokes about the GDR and Soviet Union when I was a kid. I was in kindergarten when the Berlin wall fell. Nowadays you can tell almost the same jokes about the US...

Question for the radio station Eriwan: Could the catastrophe of Chernobyl have been avoided? Answer: Principally yes, if only Sweden hadn't spilled the beans.

Question for the radio station Eriwan: Is there censorship in the Soviet Union? Answer: Principally no, but unfortunately we are unable to further elaborate.

Question for the radio station Eriwan: How does the soviet government act in a crisis? Answer: We do not provide information regarding the state of our Agriculture sector.

Question for the radio station Eriwan: Is it difficult to go to the moon? Answer: Principally no, but how do we convince our cosmonauts to come back again?

Looking forward to reusing them for the US.

[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's Yerevan, the capital of Armenia. In Russian those jokes were "Armenian radio is asked"

[–] Waldelfe@feddit.org 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's Eriwan in German. I didn't look up if it had a different English spelling. :D

[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Quite interesting how regional variations have the same joke structure but has a different name for a radio station

[–] Waldelfe@feddit.org 1 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Eriwan is the German name for Yerevan, or the old German spelling, I think nowadays it's Jerewan.

[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago

Yeah, no, that's normal. I mean that it's "Armenian radio" in Russia but "radio Eriwan" in German. Floating translation and all that

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Can this guy, or someone like him, lead an actual resistance please?!?

[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 1 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

So you want someone else to do a violent resistance while you sit on your ass watching it on TV? Maybe you can make some popcorn to munch on while watching people die?

[–] brygphilomena@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

The resistance could use leaders with experience and the know how to organize, supply, and inspire. Not everyone can be a leader.

[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Inspire?

So you just want to sit back and do the stochastic terrorism thing on the internet and watch people die.

[–] brygphilomena@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 9 hours ago

A leader has to inspire people to join and follow. Inspiration to have the courage to stand up and put your life at risk. So yes, inspire. It takes a lot to convince someone that the risk they are taking is worth it and that it has a good chance to pay off.

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 108 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Hey look.

Republicans further weakening our nation...again.

Man. I grew up really thinking America would have the balls to handle a traitorous president or party.

I was dead wrong.

[–] rhvg@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The experiment has failed.

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I mean, it lasted for a good quarter millennium; it's not a complete failure.

[–] hemmes@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Humans, amirite?!

(ᐛ)ᕗ

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 12 points 1 day ago

Instead they love handling the traitorous president’s balls.

[–] West_of_West@piefed.social 16 points 1 day ago

But checks and balances!

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is unspeakably detrimental to the future of the United States.

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago

Par for the course.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 48 points 1 day ago (3 children)

The shithead with a mustache also only had yes-men. Videos of him presiding over battle plans in his bunker showed him confident about their chances. I’m pretty sure they lost. We can only hope yes-man tank this admin before we go to war.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 18 points 1 day ago

A well known rendition of him doing this also showed when those yes-men ran into the problem where they couldn't spin things anymore. So he threw them all under the bus because it was obviously their fault. Projection and blameshifting til the end.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I’m pretty sure they lost.

There have been some theories

[–] Typhoon@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

~~The allies actually stopped trying to assassinate Hitler in the latter years of the war because he was causing more and more damage to his own cause by firing people who knew what they were doing and replacing them with yes-men.~~

See below.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is that accurate? I'd love to read more about it if you have a source.

[–] Typhoon@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago

Doing some more research it seems that people argued against assassinating Hitler for that reason, but they weren't listened to.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 6 points 1 day ago

putins other russian assets, wants hesgeth to stop any aggression against its interest, and iran is putins ally.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

Incompetent drunk fires career serviceman to please Dear Leader.

Gonna be trouble, Drinky Pete.

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

More self-sabotage of the war machine, what's not to like?

[–] SulaymanF@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Politicizing intelligence and making military leadership partisan guarantees more wars not less.

[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Peter's Evil Overlord List #32 - will not fly into a rage and kill a messenger who brings me bad news just to illustrate how evil I really am. Good messengers are hard to come by.

He is failing simple things from a listicle from 1996...

[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 day ago

When I employ people as advisors, I will occasionally listen to their advice

I will not have a son. Although his laughably under-planned attempt to usurp power would easily fail, it would provide a fatal distraction at a crucial point in time. (This could apply broadly to a few different people in the Admin)

I will not have a daughter. She would be as beautiful as she was evil, but one look at the hero's rugged countenance and she'd betray her own father. (Would Ivonka betray him? Yes, definitely.)

I will maintain a realistic assessment of my strengths and weaknesses. Even though this takes some of the fun out of the job, at least I will never utter the line "No, this cannot be! I AM INVINCIBLE!!!" (After that, death is usually instantaneous.) (Fascism never has a realistic assessment of strengths and weaknesses)

I will maintain a healthy amount of skepticism when I capture the beautiful rebel and she claims she is attracted to my power and good looks and will gladly betray her companions if I just let her in on my plans. (I don't know that this has specifically happened, but I bet Trump would fall for it)

I will never build a sentient computer smarter than I am. (LLMs ain't smart, but a Raspberry Pi can run one smarter than Trump)