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[–] elevenbones@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

Apparently.

[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

already hired a common law attorney but looking to hire more attorneys

need advice asap pronto

Looks like you already know what you need to do brother.

Hire even moar attorneys

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 days ago

StarCraft Protoss voice: "YOU MUST HIRE ADDITIONAL ATTORNEYS."

[–] Knoxvomica@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago

I think the only thing missing would be a partridge in a pear tree to make it work.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You can buy a house with ten silver coins - if the seller is stupid enough.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Might have been a thing in 1507. Hope they got a time machine.

[–] CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

10 coins but only during a new moon.

waxing gibbous is my final offer

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

Instead of coins, you should try magic beans, then you can live in the clouds.

[–] sploosh@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

Hocus-pocus, your foreclosure is now a bouquet of flowers and magical silver coins each worth 1/10th of literally any house.

[–] bacon_pdp@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It’ll have to be pretty huge coins as you’ll need approximately 15K ounces of silver to buy the average house in the USA.

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (7 children)
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