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I created the weirdest political compass (lemmy.world)

submitted 6 days ago by ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

As a Ruby fan I’m just happy to be included for a change

[–] Slotos@feddit.nl 4 points 6 days ago

As a Ruby fan having a blast with Elixir, where the hell is anything BEAM related?

The compass is truly political.

[–] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago

What is Fortran's actual address on this visualization?

Asking for a friend.

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 5 points 5 days ago

System vs Toy?

[–] NostraDavid@programming.dev 3 points 5 days ago

No colours? But how am I going to look down on the other three quadrants?

But for real, how did you make it? Hold up, did you screenshot draw.io? You absolute madlad!

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Is Java more obsolete than c#?

[–] Prove_your_argument@piefed.social 5 points 6 days ago

It's missing another axis, where else is Scott Lang gonna fit?

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 days ago

My man put EMCAScript like Oracle was gonna C&D 😅

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

how is python to the right and mojo at the bottom.

[–] jkercher@programming.dev 2 points 5 days ago

Odin mentioned!

[–] marsza@lemmy.cafe 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Typescript, a language. Hah.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 days ago (3 children)

In what way is typescript not a language?

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[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

The aim is to learn one fromeach quadrant!

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