this post was submitted on 05 Oct 2023
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[–] Ejh3k@lemmy.world 54 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Or.... Clean up your dog's shit.

[–] Sylver@lemmy.world 69 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

Unkempt lawn and a broken trampoline, never a better duo has existed.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

I like to think the dog shit in a secret area to protect her pumpkin babies.

[–] victron@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago

Lmao so close to home, my in laws have exactly that (the trampoline is for my children to play) xD

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It could be a more rural area where they have a larger amount of land

[–] Ejh3k@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You're right, it could be. But I don't think I've seen to many people living out in the country with a privacy fence.

[–] Faresh@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 years ago

I mean, it's on their own lawn, I think, so I guess the only people who could be bothered by it are the people who live there.

[–] SupraMario@lemmy.world -4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Lol do you live in a bubble or something? You do know how big the USA is right? Most of the EU fits into Texas alone. Some of us who are rural have a lot of land and don't need privacy fences.

[–] frenchyy94@feddit.de 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The EU has an area of 4.234.564km². Texas 695.621km².

So Texas is a mere 16,4% of the EU.

In what world is that "most of the EU"?

[–] pinkdrunkenelephants@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 years ago

And the U.S. has an area of 9,833,520 km^2^, meaning the U.S. is only about 2 1/3 times the size of the E.U., and that makes me realize:

That dude clearly knows nothing but propaganda, and this is actually why it's so dangerous. His perception of the real world is so twisted that he doesn't even see the basic geography of the world for what it is. Those land mass distortions were often pushed on purpose for racist reasons, i.e. Africa has typically been portrayed as a smaller continent than the rest when that is... not... true... at all...

So follow me here, this guy is very likely racist against Europeans.

When he himself is most likely an American White guy.

Figure that out in your head if you can

Sure, but you can see a privacy fence in the picture.

[–] markstos@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Circle of life.

[–] Hyggyldy@sffa.community 2 points 2 years ago

I've seen this before and it never occurred to me that this would require them to just leave the shit.

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 33 points 2 years ago

Now this is a proper shitpost

[–] Bathtubwalrus@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago (2 children)

This happened with my alpacas 😁 gave them pumpkins last year, got Poopkins this year.

[–] RQG@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] SnowBunting@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

Will you be doing it again this year?

[–] Mordachai_Shedbacon@lemm.ee 14 points 2 years ago

EAT THE BABIES

[–] RoyaltyInTraining@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Do it again!

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Os it unhealthy to eat poopkins? if not that's a win win win

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The likely hood of the poopkins being dangerous is incredibly low. And after you wash them it drops to almost nonexistent. Most issues with using poop as fertiliser comes from it being incorrectly at the wrong time.

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

...memes? How exactly is this a meme? Wrong community, I believe.

[–] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Infinite food exploit: Eat fruits. Poop seeds. Seeds grow into plants. Plants make more fruit. More plants more fruit. Never go hungry again.